Ultan Mashup writes:
My awesome divorce/separation party cake from Cake Café Dublin. Chocolate! There is life after marriage. Life by Chocolate. I am NOT giving up for Lent the view that marriage is still a great way to keep two other losers out of misery – two losers of same sex included.
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I think that just makes you look petty and bitter.
(Other opinions are available.)
I think we should let other people deal with traumatic life events in their own way without getting judgemental about it.
Nigel, its a blog site with comments…. judgement is part of the contract of posting.
I know! I was judging Bertie when I was calling for him to be non-judgemental. The paradox caused me to vanish in a puff of cake. I was delicious.
I wasn’t sure I was right until Nigel disagreed with me.
Fine. I’m leaving you for another comment section. I’m taking the Random Things That Look Like Ireland. You can have custody of LJG.
NooooOooooo, I’ll give you double maintenance if you take him!
Tell you what. We’ll lock him to a bike stand and put up a We Don’t Normally Do This photo claiming he’s been stolen. We’ll never see him again.
Get Badatmemes to babysit him, he won’t be long about taking a long walk off a short plank.
lol
Sorted. Let’s go get cake.
Ha! This was great :)
Yeah, I thought that myself but was kinda waiting to see if I’d missed something.
especially since she’s no doubt taking her husband to the cleaners
What’s this ‘she’? The poster is male, the happy stick figure waving off the ex is male.
the gays are getting divorced already? Jesus that was quick.
Maybe Ulsan got rid of his cross-dressing husband.yep. That’s prob it
Ultan is a bloke’s name, no? But he may be taking his wife to the cleaners, who knows!
cake is delicious, nothing else matters.
Depends on the cake, anything with marzipan is vile. Yet some fools don’t like blackforest gateaux!?
marzipan can take a hike, most other cakes are fine. The Brown Hound Bakery in Drogheda do a muffin-thing that’ll question the legitimacy of all those birthday cakes you had as a kid.
I’d ate yer marzipan
Marzipan is pure gick. One way ticket to a ruined cake…
And I know cakes. A well-made sponge is a thing of beauty, but marzipan is a foul abomination, and an insult to almonds, frankly, which are otherwise a delicious addition to any cake.
Black Forest is definitely the choice of champions.
choice of plebs maybe
Well that’s your birthday cake sorted so.
I have eaten “real” marzipan, Spanish stuff with fresh eggs and crushed almonds you can squeeze the oil out of with your fingers and omg.
My feelings about soft chocolate sponge with rich cherry sauce and lashings of whipped cream will have to wait until after the watershed.
Who the fupp puts in an order for a specially designed cake for a divorce only to plaster it all over the internet? And going by the cake there’s kids involved too..
Stay classy Ultran.
Did it take you long to describe to them exactly how you wanted your cake? Some people are just tuned to mars..
I think there are more layers to this story.
With a jam and buttercream filling.
Stop it. Or I’ll be forced to make a nice sponge.
Threw your wife off a cliff and now with this cake we have all the evidence we’ll ever need. You’ll rot in prison for this.
At least he’ll have something to hide the file in…