40 thoughts on “Hollow You

    1. Brother Barnabas

      Bertie, I’ve had to have a word with you about Myleene before. Let this be your final warning.

    2. Brother Barnabas

      And for the record, other untouchables include:

      – Hope Sandoval
      – Susanna Hoffs
      – Natalie Imbruglia
      – Sophie Ellis Bextor

          1. mildred st. meadowlark

            She is the physical manifestation of Jessica Rabbit.

            What is wrong with you?

          2. Brother Barnabas

            Ok, have to admit: i didn’t know who she was. Just Googled her. Ok, she can go on the list.

          3. mildred st. meadowlark

            She’s a literal Venus. And really quite the treat to watch in Mad Men, and not just coz she’s pretty.

      1. bertie blenkinsop

        Can’t believe I’m posting this on International Women’s Day but

        Mildred St. Meadowlark
        Audrey Hepburn
        Anna Friel
        Louise Brooks
        Emma Watson
        Lily Collins
        Emma Willis

        Please and thank you.

        1. mildred st. meadowlark

          I’m so happy to see I’m at the top of the list.

          And you’re an Audrey fan…
          *sighs dreamily*

        2. Brother Barnabas

          Why does Emma Willis always look like she’s on the brink of crying?

          And Lily Collins? Sorry….offspring of Phil… there’s something wretchedly awful about that.

          1. Bertie Blenkinsop

            You didn’t know who Christina Hendricks is therefore all of your opinions on such matters are invalid.

          2. Kieran NYC

            “Why does Emma Willis always look like she’s on the brink of crying?”

            Probably because she’s always pregnant?

          3. bertie blenkinsop

            “Why does Emma Willis always look like she’s on the brink of crying?”

            Because she misses me?
            ( he said optimistically)

          4. Fgshill

            Load of shut ins listing the celebrity women they w**k off to.

            Haha the bang of sadness off the lot of you

          5. mildred st. meadowlark

            We also have a Tom Hardy appreciation group if that’s more to your taste.

  1. Fgshill


    Many thanks for the invite to your shut-in wanky club.

    No thanks.

    Good luck to all ye sad sacks though

    1. Zena

      Well, you’re full of the joy, me aul flowe…..

      One of my crushes is Aengus O’Snodaigh – his shyness makes him even more delicious. The “Amaze-balls” clip of him in the Dail, gets me all flustered, mmmmmm

      Fgshill, Regrettably, membership has reached optimum quota. , feel free to reapply when you’ve overcome your social inadequacies.

    2. mildred st. meadowlark

      Suit yourself pet.

      Still, I think I prefer my ‘wanky club’ (lol) over your judgemental witticisms.

      It’s been fun kitten.

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