50 thoughts on “Triggered

  1. mildred st. meadowlark

    I’d suggest putting this next to the definition of social media in the dictionary.

    Somewhere, someone is loathing you for your opinion.

    Or something.

      1. Clampers Outside!

        Your bothering of Mildred will likely bother Bertie and that Brother Barnabas will get the spoon out! You know what happends when the spoon is out!

        And we’ll be all fu**in’ bothered then.

        1. Brother Barnabas

          actually, Mildred and I have broken up. I didn’t mention it before because she’s still a little messed up about it. so anyway – just a circuitous way of saying that it’s cool, you can say whatever you want to her now; I don’t care. she’s dead to me.

          1. mildred st. meadowlark

            Your emotional pain, I presume.

            Do you need a tissue? Or some ice-cream? Perhaps a haircut?

          2. Brother Barnabas

            Mildred, I’m sensing some negativity (and I got a haircut yesterday – grafton barber if you’re wondering)

          3. Spaghetti Hoop

            You were rightly and honorably on a Ska buzz for a Friday afternoon! Good old English Beat/The Beat – one of the best.

      1. The Old Boy

        Yes, but instead of the one you want, it’ll be about voting rights for Citizens domiciled outside the state.

  2. MoyestWithExcitement

    Yeah! Everyone’s offended by everything! If someone gets upset by me merely stating the truth that Muslims are savages who can’t integrate within a civilised society, or that dza gayiz are trying to destroy society, they’re just another easily offended interneter. I, of course, never do anything wrong so any criticism of what I say is hysterical internet whining.

    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      I think it’s best to call anyone who disagrees with you a swivel-eyed loon.

      1. MoyestWithExcitement

        LOL. Do *you* even know what you meant there? Bit early for your trolling session, no?

  3. Milo

    i will defend forever my right to be offended. Moreso, I will defend the rights of others to be offended, even without their consent. This moral superiority will be my weapon in silencing dissent.

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