56 thoughts on “De Wednesday Papers


    International hitman jets into Ireland, buys wig & carrys around a lists of targets on a scrap of paper.


    1. GiggidyGoo

      You’ll find that they arrested him twice. Oh sorry, I thought he was arrested for being over the limit.

  2. Jesus Wept

    Customer of bank mistakenly places €50,000 in another persons bank account.Woman then goes on to spend €24,000 or so of somebody elses money.One word, Knacker.

    1. mildred st. meadowlark


      Did she think the bank wouldn’t notice the error? They don’t make exceptions when it comes to things like that.

      That only applies to the banks themselves. Obviously.

        1. Formerly known as @ireland.com

          Interesting story. I agree with the appeal – he did nothing to defraud the bank, nor to hide how much he owed. It was a failure of the bank’s systems. It is a shame he spent 5 months in prison.

      1. onthesauce@memememes memes what is wrong with this thing?

        And why emphasise it with the preamble of ‘one word…’?

        Sometimes it’s not easy to admit that ‘other’ people are Irish too, and by that I mean bigotted a-holes like Jesus Wiped
        – like, you wouldn’t admit you were related to someone like that, however transient and ambigious the relationship he proclaimed… If he ever did, but I digress.

        The Ku Klux Klan in a closet is still the Ku Klux Klan. In a closet.

          1. onthesauce@memememes memes what is wrong with this thing?

            I’m drunk and still getting more stoned. Don’t attempt to follow me. I am an iiot.
            I just left out the letter ‘D’ in the word ‘Idiot’. That’s how stuid I am.

            The rumours you heard are NOT true.
            It’s just average if you stand far away..

            Use a condom.

    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      How many times do I have to say it to you fupping langers?

      Having said all that, it’s a provincial rag. You’re right.

  3. Kieran Nice Young Chap

    Syria/Russia gassing its citizens to test out Trump’s response.

    Should be fine though. Because her emails.

      1. Kieran Nice Young Chap

        Bodger would probably agree.

        American policy of defending civilians from Syrian/Russian slaughter is ‘war-mongering’, after all.

        1. bisted

          …it’s different when the yanks killed all those people in Mosul last week and Yemen the week before…still…it would have been far worse if crooked Hillary had got her finger on the button…

          1. Nigel

            And Trump wants the military to treat civilian-protwcting rules of engagement as a sort of upper limit to be pushed and tested. Honestly there was no way anyone could have seen this coming.

          2. bisted

            …hah…civilian protecting rules…from the country that brought us Hiroshima and Agent Orange…

          3. Nigel

            Yup. It’s easy to laugh at the absurdity but if they mean hundreds dead instead of thousands it’s not so absurd to the survivors.

  4. onthesauce@memememes memes what is wrong with this thing?

    Kieran, Al Bundy is looking for his shoehorn.
    Have you seen it anywhre?

    1. onthesauce@memememes memes what is wrong with this thing?

      No messing Kieran… you’re me mate nowadays. I’m off me head on Extacy* (*joke… I only did 5)

      Anyway, what was I going to say?
      Oh yeah…
      Corkonians come here occasionally, and they wouldn’t take kindly to your assertion of them being ‘boggers’.
      They ARE boggers, but I would never have the nerve to say it out in public like that.
      Fair play, you Northsider scumbag.

  5. onthesauce@memememes memes what is wrong with this thing?

    I was just thinking…
    You can learn a lot from being in moderation. It teaches you to slow down, to temper your pace and consider how your comment might appear, 20 to 40 minutes from the moment you hit ‘Post Comment’. And how it probably isn’t worth the bother.

    But you also learn other stuff.
    You get to see replies to your comments, posted before your comment gets published…. and then you know who the moderator is.
    I ain’t sayin’ nuttn’, but moderation is kinda cool.
    It’s ridiculous, but most funny things are ridiculous.

    Long live the Moderator.
    Keeping it safe, yeah?

    1. conor

      autocorrect is usually autowrong. diving should in fact be digging.
      pls go digging before you start screaming at me that im a supporter of murderers. im against forced regime change whenever it goes.

      1. Sheik Yahbouti

        That’s big of you. Conor. Your in favour of any old despot holding onto power by force of arms no matter what his “subjects” may think? Grand so.

        1. jusayinlike

          The Yanks and Brits are blatantly responsible for this atrocity, just like all the other massacres in places like Libya and Yemen..

          1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Is gooch another word for, you know, knob?
            I find it hard to keep up with young-person speak.

        1. Nigel

          Mandatory Gooch-apreciation appraisals are being strictly enforced throughout the country. I still don’t know why they’re talking about that old British cricket guy so much all of a sudden.

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