We’re trying, but can’t find a way
To predict what the Donald will say
He grabs his phone and
With his tiny hand
Makes “covfefe” the word of the day.
John Moynes
Update:
Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2017
FGHIT!
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He really is the git that keeps on giving.
Oh my lord, I love that
Carry on…..v f e f e
Carry on something.
I’m completely bored with him. It’s only media types who feed this troll. And now crap poets as well.
We agree on some things after all :)
It’s only a bit of fun m’lord, remember fun?
Sorry Zena, I agree with the others. It’s long past being fun and is now merely annoying
Sheik, I’m bored with him too, just enjoy the Trump putdowns.
While some have the replies have been very funny, the most hilarious ones are his die-hard supporters trying to paint this in a good light.
Are they complaining that the tweet is getting a lot of negative press covfefe?
I’m gonna get all covfefe in your face now in a minute.
Covfefe Her Face is my favouite PD James novel.
I built a walk out of covfefe
it’s a bit sticky but will dry up rock hard
# trump w@nk
ahhh à wall
Janet, I think I might covfefe you.
commiserations Janet. Excellent work otherwise.
gives thumbs a good talking to and stretch
I like to imagine them as tiny Chinese gymnasts in training
That’s an amazing image.
His cromulence embiggens us all.
… https://s24.postimg.org/n5j6innnp/image.jpg
Don Juan is again in a kerfuffle,
Tweeting in tongues mid cabinet reshuffle,
Despite being run off his trotters,
By North Korean hotshotters,
Suely soon he’ll engage his brain muscle.
*surely
Myabe he was hvaing a sotrke wihle tynpig?
Best not get your hopes up though…
must have been pushing out a big one
he makes little bronze statues and lines them up on the oval office table
next to his bottles of wee
He calls them his ‘Golden Glories’
Came across a strange term last week, ‘Cleveland steamroller’ , shocking doesn’t cover it – Trump seal of approval, lol.
sweet Jesus.. I googled that, I may not sleep
Janet, I haven’t slept since, lol. WTF is wrong with people?
Do you feel like a blowhard
Over your head
You won an election
Now you wish you were dead
Your tweets are dull and you’re empty
Holding a bright white ball
With people you shouldn’t really
Be friends with at all
So give me covfefe and TV
Bi-ig-ly
Peed on so much, I’m going blind
And I’m brain-dead virtually
Flying to and fro
Melania won’t go
Take me away from this big bad job
That keeps me from Mar-A-Lago
And make Murica great again
On a side note, I loved how all the people who complain about “entitled snowflakes” and “safe spaces” lost their minds over a terrible comedian who wasn’t funny when she was last relevant 20 years ago trying to be edgy….a few months after they called for a rapper who made a video with a clown impersonating Donald Trump to be arrested.
Welp, seems likely he’s pulling out of the Paris Agreement. That’s the world covfefe’d good and proper.
coveney for ever. for ever.