A Limerick A Day

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We’re trying, but can’t find a way
To predict what the Donald will say
He grabs his phone and
With his tiny hand
Makes “covfefe” the word of the day.

John Moynes

Update:

FGHIT!

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36 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Lord Snowflakee

    I’m completely bored with him. It’s only media types who feed this troll. And now crap poets as well.

      1. Sheik Yahbouti

        Sorry Zena, I agree with the others. It’s long past being fun and is now merely annoying

  2. Bob

    While some have the replies have been very funny, the most hilarious ones are his die-hard supporters trying to paint this in a good light.

          1. Janet, I ate my avatar

            gives thumbs a good talking to and stretch
            I like to imagine them as tiny Chinese gymnasts in training

  3. Zena

    Don Juan is again in a kerfuffle,
    Tweeting in tongues mid cabinet reshuffle,
    Despite being run off his trotters,
    By North Korean hotshotters,
    Suely soon he’ll engage his brain muscle.

    1. Janet, I ate my avatar

      he makes little bronze statues and lines them up on the oval office table

          1. Zena

            Came across a strange term last week, ‘Cleveland steamroller’ , shocking doesn’t cover it – Trump seal of approval, lol.

  4. Joe835

    Do you feel like a blowhard
    Over your head
    You won an election
    Now you wish you were dead
    Your tweets are dull and you’re empty
    Holding a bright white ball
    With people you shouldn’t really
    Be friends with at all

    So give me covfefe and TV
    Bi-ig-ly
    Peed on so much, I’m going blind
    And I’m brain-dead virtually
    Flying to and fro
    Melania won’t go
    Take me away from this big bad job
    That keeps me from Mar-A-Lago
    And make Murica great again

  5. MoyestWithExcitement

    On a side note, I loved how all the people who complain about “entitled snowflakes” and “safe spaces” lost their minds over a terrible comedian who wasn’t funny when she was last relevant 20 years ago trying to be edgy….a few months after they called for a rapper who made a video with a clown impersonating Donald Trump to be arrested.

  6. Nigel

    Welp, seems likely he’s pulling out of the Paris Agreement. That’s the world covfefe’d good and proper.

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