Should Have Gone To Hairy Eyes

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Hairy Eyes.

A new Irish/Indian start up.

Their future is so bright they’ve designed a lovely sunglasses range (above).

Hairy Eyes write:

We’re a motley crew of Irish and Indian entrepreneurs, designers, mavens, overachievers, black sheep, bean counters and jokers. It takes all kinds to steer this ship.

Definition of Hairy Eye: To look at something in a disapproving way. It’s also the surprised facial expression you can experience from the staggering prices of premium sunglasses at most outlets.

Having suffered the Hairy Eye ourselves more than once over the years, we got together to design our own collection of high-quality, durable and honestly priced sunglasses.

We are confident our products are just as good as any you’ll pick up on the high street, or buy in the airport duty-free for €120 to €150.

Our models currently retail for only €29 — plus our gorgeous goggles are slicker than all the rest too!

We have to TWO pairs of Hairy Eye sunglasses to give away to two Broadsheet readers.

To enter, please complete this sentence:

‘Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my____________________’

Lines MUST close at 2.45pm 5pm MIDNIGHT!

Any excuse.

Hairy Eyes

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34 thoughts on “Should Have Gone To Hairy Eyes

  1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my “this competition is too hard just gimme free sunglasses please”.

  2. Pedro Noccio

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my very sensitive eyes.

  3. mickmick

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my chronic inability to pass a body of water without looking at it through polarised glasses with my hands cupped around my face to see if there’s any fish in it.

  4. MrGavoB

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my future’s so bright i gotta wear…some sort of ocular shading device.

  5. Harry Molloy

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my oval shaped head which wears them deliciously

  6. John

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my overwhelming desire to reclaim sunglasses wearing in Ireland from Bono!

  7. Penfold

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my being near blinded with the morning glare (as infrequent as it is) when dropping the monsters to creche.

  8. edalicious

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to the fact that the sun is just at that point in the sky at the moment where it completely blinds me for about a third of my bike journey into work in the morning.

  9. josephmcg

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my hobby of terrorizing archaeologists by hiding in passage tombs on the night before the solstice, and then running madly at them when they arrive the next morning. It does be fierce glary.

  10. pjg

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my hairy eyes. Can’t be seen in public with my hairy eyes out on show.

  11. Paul

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my butter fingers dropping the Ray Bans my wife bought me 10 years ago.

  12. Fez

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my lazy eye which is at home playing Xbox in bed

  13. Anomanomanom

    beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to when I was 3 years old, my right eye actually being popped out of the socket,oh and dangling I might add, by a branch while on holiday in butlins pwllheli. I need glasses to protect my right eye, I still have to wear sunglasses during bright winter days……..And Winter is coming.

  14. CiaranR

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my recent discovery of eye wrinkles caused by squinting into the low Irish sunshine

  15. Stephen

    ‘Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my increasing baldness, i’d be grateful if these glasses would return something ‘hairy’ to my slap head.

  16. snowey

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my astigmatism and desire to hide it from the ladies

  17. Mourning Ireland

    ‘Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my being often mistaken as being the designer of the Kinnahane / Hutch range of gangsta wear”

  18. Mourning Ireland

    ‘Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my being the pus I player in a Peters and Lee tribute act”

  19. halfehead

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my girlfriend’s lovely hairy eye.

  20. Sarah Murphy

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my PREDILICTION FOR CANDY FLIPPING, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO MAINTAIN THE VENEER OF NORMALITY WHILE YER PUPILS ARE BIG AS SAUCERS AND YER EYES DARTING LIKE A SQUIRREL’S? YA NEED A PAIR OF **DARK** SHADES

  21. mildred st. meadowlark

    Beyond looking damn fabulous, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to the fact that I am incredibly short sighted and require glasses all the time, and it’s very hard to find a decent pair of sunglasses (along with all the rigmarole that goes into getting prescription lenses and all that faff) so that when I’m walking around in the bright glorious irish sunshine I’m either blinded by the shiny sun or by my lack of vision when wearing non prescription lenses, and it’d be only great to have some nice ones to saunter around blindly in.

    1. Harry Molloy

      where the feck were you all week? are you going to give it the whole “I’ve been so busy at work” routine?

      1. mildred st. meadowlark

        Sorry lads.

        Was on my holliers :D
        Took a break from the internet. Did me the world of good.

  22. realPolithicks

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my macular degeneration.

  23. Zaccone

    Beyond looking awesome, I have a legitimate reason for wearing sunglasses in Ireland owing to my belief the future is going to be so bright we’re all going to need shades.*

    *Most of said brightness resulting from fallout from the impending nuclear exchange between Kim Jong Un and Trump.

  24. Hairy Eyes

    Pair of Hairy Eyes shades each to…
    josephmcg for thinking inside the box (it’s always summer solstice in our world) and
    stephen, who deserves something hairy and beautiful to adorn his ‘slap head’

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