15 thoughts on “De Monday Papers

  1. Siju cat

    Imagine another country helping Afghan rebels against an occupying force. It’s almost like Rambo three never happened.

    1. badatmemes

      I know what you mean…
      AmeiiKKK has us all confused.

      I’min McDonald’s, waiting for the Breakfast Menu to kick off.*

      *$orry.

    1. badatmemes

      I’m going to buy the Daily Star.
      It has the word ‘SEX’ in big letters on it. I like sex.
      If I fold it correctly and stick it in me back pocket I might get me hole.

  2. Guy Bague

    Half of this Ophelia stuff won’t turn up. Met Eireann are about as reliable as that other propaganda liar they’re in league with: RTE.

  3. :-Joe

    Ok folks, I’m at the Cliffs of Moher with my umbrella open and at the ready…
    – I’m.betting on being able to hitch a lift to Edinburgh for the day…. or maybe even somewhere in Norway if all goes well…

    Wish me luck… (grip’s handle tightly)

    :-J

  4. Steve

    By Gis and by Saint Charity,
    Alack and fie for shame,
    Young men will do ‘t, if they come to ‘t;
    By Cock, they are to blame.
    Quoth she, ‘Before you tumbled me,
    You promised me to wed.’
    So would I ‘a done, by yonder sun,
    An thou hadst not come to my bed.

    1. bad@memes

      I don’t know whether that’s a Van Morrison lyric or a poem by Wanky McWankface.

      I’ll say a prayer for both of them, just in case.

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