29 thoughts on “Mega Mollusc

    1. scottser

      that’s a couple of steps down the food chain for me. i might think about eating whatever eats that snail, maybe.

  1. Spud

    I used to be big into snail racing in college.
    It was always hard to get them going at a better pace.
    I tried taking their shells off, but it just made them more sluggish…

        1. mildred st. meadowlark

          Fine. I won’t tell you what happened the last time we were out in that wine bar and she said LICK IT!

          It didn’t end well.

          Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

          1. mildred st. meadowlark

            You don’t consider the outing a success unless it ends in tears, and some sort of restraining order.

            So yes, by those measures, it was SPECTACULAR.

          1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Good man. You’re a true gender warrior. Like Matt Damon.
            I’M FUPPING MATT DAMON!!

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