43 thoughts on “No No No

    1. newsjustin

      a) That’s not what the card says, not what Santa is against.

      b) Although the term may be debated, that is what the recently completed committee is recommending – abortion for any reason up to 12 weeks.

      1. Nigel

        Can’t believe they excluded Santa from the Committee on the 8th! Feck’s sake, they had the Tooth Fairy, three leprechauns, the very popular Senator O’Unicorn and Jesus but not Santa? Scandalous!

        1. newsjustin

          Santa’s biggest concern is all the boys and girls who will never make his list because they were aborted.

          1. Nigel

            Well near-omnipotent feckin’ Santa should give some thought to all the boys and girls not on his list because they were and are being slaughtered on battlefields by marauding religious extremist bastards or were turned into ‘bad’ boys and girls when their innocence was destroyed by religious figures who had them in their care not to mention all the other non-religion-related ways that children are killed or allowed to die or have their lives destroyed did Santa ever think of that before focusing on a medical procedure that allows women full access to health care or simply the freedom to choose what to do with own bodies? COAL FOR YOU SANTA OH YEAH THEY’LL BE DRILLING AT THE NORTH POLE FOR OIL AND DIGGING FOR ALL YOUR COAL SOON ANYWAY, BYE BYE FECKIN’ SANTA.

          2. Nigel

            Santa loudly proclaims himself not obsessed with religion because he wants to overlook the lingering effects of the religious stranglehold on this country which includes the current brutally overly restrictive abortion regime. Good for Santa!

          3. Nigel

            Medical procedures are not necessarily for the squeamish. Careful or you’ll end up parading up and down O’Connell Street waving pictures of appendectomies.

        2. Steph Pinker

          I’m going slightly off on a ‘tandem’* here, Nigel, but your comments remind me of a joke my somewhat cynical, 6 year old niece told me recently: An honest politician, a hard-working civil servant and Santy find 50 Euro on the street. Who gets to keep the money? Santy does, because the other two don’t exist!

          * Another malapropism used by former Tánaiste, Mary Coughlan, when referring to people who go off on tangents during leaders’ questions in the Dáil.

    2. Cu Cullan

      It is my most sincere wish that the man is question is currently lying on a trolly in the mercy having a doctor explain once more why he will never poo straight again..

    1. newsjustin

      Santa is not just worried for himself. He’s worried about the basic human right to life of all humans. Santa is sound like that.

      1. Mickey Twopints

        I’m fond of humans myself. I like to see all humans get the healthcare they need. I’m sound like that.

  1. Paddy at the Howth Summit

    In fairness, Sinn Fein have been pro-abortion for decades. Alas, it was post-natal abortion for anyone the IRA didn’t like.

          1. mildred st. meadowlark

            Update: The placards were great. Even Mr Meadowlark was impressed.

            Our Bertie isn’t just for Christmas, he’s for life.

  2. Liggy

    Fupp off fake Santy – if ya don’t want an abortion, don’t have one you giant spanner.
    The Ms / Miss / Mrs fake Santies in your life will just keep it to themselves as they get on with the business of maintaining control over their own lives and bodies making you even more irrelevant in their lives than you already are.

    Happy Christmas you bottom!

    1. newsjustin

      All joking aside, surely the idiocy of the “Don’t like abortion, don’t have one” slogan is well known now?

      Don’t like slavery, don’t own a slave
      Don’t like torture, don’t torture anyone
      Don’t like noise, stay silent

      And so forth…

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