Otonamaki involves replicating how babies are swaddled at birth

If you’re looking to tighten your bum
Or shift some of the flab from your tum
You can try something wacky
Like Otonamaki
Or a yoga that will make you cum

John Moynes

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      1. Brother Barnabas

        nah, I wouldn’t be keen on the adult swaddling thing

        and the orgasmic yoga is a bit Sting

        and the “vaginal massage to clients – ostensibly to help them focus on being ‘in the moment’ ” – I do that for free + regard it as a privilege

          1. Brother Barnabas

            apologies. I misunderstood. I’ll try to help.

            firstly, do you need assistance with relaxing the internal anal sphincter or external anal sphincter?

          2. barelylegal

            the illusion of choice eh? too perplexing for me

            can’t you recommend some general purpose ‘one size fits all’ stuff?

      1. barelylegal

        alright alright then

        just for research purposes

        hmm let me see

        not really “yoga” now is it?

        how would you describe it yourself?

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