Otonamaki involves replicating how babies are swaddled at birth
If you’re looking to tighten your bum
Or shift some of the flab from your tum
You can try something wacky
Like Otonamaki
Or a yoga that will make you cum
John Moynes
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tell *me more about this yoga John
*asking for a friend
Didn’t know you were mates with Brother Barnabus.
nah, I wouldn’t be keen on the adult swaddling thing
and the orgasmic yoga is a bit Sting
and the “vaginal massage to clients – ostensibly to help them focus on being ‘in the moment’ ” – I do that for free + regard it as a privilege
where do you stand on sphincter relaxants?
I think of them with a mind of ironic detachment
you?
ah I thought you might have a helpful recommendation
apologies. I misunderstood. I’ll try to help.
firstly, do you need assistance with relaxing the internal anal sphincter or external anal sphincter?
the illusion of choice eh? too perplexing for me
can’t you recommend some general purpose ‘one size fits all’ stuff?
He provided you with a link, you lazy lump.
I never click on links offered by random strangers
alright alright then
just for research purposes
hmm let me see
not really “yoga” now is it?
how would you describe it yourself?
Have you seen Pat Kenny’s Wife barelylegal?
Don’t know the woman jusayinglike. Is she into these alternative therapies?