A closed KFC in Kent, England
The Colonel’s in quite a bad way
With a problem he must solve today
As he’s forced to conclude
That his company’s food
Is something he can’t give away
John Moynes
Pic: PA
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“A consumer backlash against KFC has prompted a number of police forces to appeal to people to stop wasting police time on the issue”
Brilliant.
It’s said that three missed meals will elide the difference between civilization and barbarism. How many days have passed since KFC hung up the closed sign? #DoubleDownInOneHandPitchforkInTheOther
I heard they ran out of chickens
The absolute screaming bang of misery, grease and terrified battery hens off those filthy kips. A pox on em all
+ genetically engineered to have larger breasts and can barely walk
Aye.
Wouldn’t eat there ever. It’s honestly disgusting. Not even if Ryan Gosling himself were the colonel.
Its nice to know so many stupid people will die of starvation in the first few weeks of the apocalypse solely due to the unavailability of fast food and fizzy pop. It means less people competing for resources, like actual food or water.