— CezaryN (@NCezary) May 17, 2018
Fantapants writes:
Dear Broadsheet, As a ginger I’ve had to endure some pretty caustic insults since birth but surely it’s a bit fookin’ harsh of the ‘love everyone’ campaign to call a ginger an abortion. :(
*applies factor 50 angrily*
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there’s no way a ginger could pull a bird that hot. unless she’s one of those wives you buy off the internet?
If you’re talking about punching above your weight –
They’re no Katja and Cormac…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oiuK-FeWfM
Katja is this generation’s Sally O’Brien
Nailed it!
he may have a fantastically massive winky woo woo
in my experience, it truly does count
wha’? do you have a lot of experience with men that have “fantastically massive winky woo woos”
oh you
fantastically massive winky woos actually cause a fair bit of chafing afar too quickly in my experience.
sorry, starina, but i’m just as god made me
#blessed
Jaysus yeah! Chafing being a tactful way to put it
BB: Modesty is one of the many things that make you so awesome!
@italia 90: thank you
Is it just Twitter bants or an actual thing some ‘pro life’ nutter posted I wonder. Both equally plausible
Heh. Cruel.
Sloppy. Surely this should have been a woman alone with a ginger cat?
My Jack Russel is offended by this
rat with a bark
she’s the long legged variety thank you
and barks en français
I think this one is actually a Jack-Russell Giant White Woodlouse Cross…
cmere…
talking of dogs does anyone have a good suggestion for a hair of the dog please?
Buckfast.
Gin, grapefruit and crushed ice. Mind you that’s what I drink anyways so it’s just a continuation rather than a cure.
That sounds quite tasty I must say.
Gin was a very recent rediscovery for me actually. Usually I would be on pints. I had no idea it was a “thing” these days atall but was given a very good education by a friend last weekend…we must have worked thru 10x different variants of those fishbowl glasses of stuff over the evening. Good call Queen I’ll go for that..& make u some vanilla scones for the high tea for d’oul wedding like, cheers!
You have inspired me SOQ.
You should add some campari in there, SOQ. That’d fling the aul legs up.
Brandy and soda is hard to beat for a brightener. Light, refreshing and gets just the right quick-acting dose into you to stop the horror.
If your stomach is feeling poorly, substitute the soda with ginger ale for a panacea.
+1
a Brandy and Ginger Ale it is so
sashimi and a bloody mary
Heroin.
Brandy is something I find hard to drink. It catches my breath.
It’s ok if you feck it into an express and down it
hahahahaha .. the senders comment. molto bene
I laughed out loud
LOL
I’d sooner have a dog and a boyfriend than twelve feckin’ kids in the era of no washing machines!
Now there’s a YES vote.
I’d love to see the numbers for ginger prisoners vs norms.
As a ginge, I take offense.
Then again, I have no soul, so maybe I feel nothing at all.
https://youtu.be/XOEE-kR-Txg
Amazing choice. It’s been far too long since I’ve listened to Joni
Awwww. You guys.
daywalker
I’ll eat your hopes and dreams for lunch.
typical ginger ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c38_1E_esPc
Me too Millie.
Ah my soulless sister.
I.can live with it.
That dog looks very uncomfortable.
“Ginger”! You must be a Brit.