35 thoughts on “What You’ll Be Wearing Next Season

  1. Bertie blenkinsop

    Serena Williams’ outfit in today’s papers is what I’ll be wearing next season.

    1. Brother Barnabas

      i don’t mean to be cruel or hurtful, bertie, but i just don’t think you have the thighs for it

          1. Janet, I ate my Avatar

            If you put me there I promise I’ll make a holy show of meself on the dance floor
            oh wait I’ll do that anyway

      1. Bertie Blenkinsop

        It’s only my internet persona.
        In real life I’m a magnificent creature.

  2. Nick

    Yo dawg, we heard you like shirts. So we put a shirt on a shirt so you can wear a shirt when you wear a shirt

    1. Annon


      Also want to see if broadsheet naughty filters will allow me to say:
      Pimp My Ride

    1. Boj

      Nah, still on that skinny jeans buzz..no socks either to show off that masculine ankle cleavage!

    2. Starina

      PLEASE NO. i also heard a rumour low rise jeans are coming back and i wouldn’t be able to cope.

          1. Bertie Blenkinsop

            Is it the hot weather, it’s all gone a bit ridey around here lately (thankfully)

          2. Starina

            Speaking of sexy peaches. I assume you’ve seen this artist’s work?


  3. Toe Up

    Would you pay €950 for a questionable T-shirt/shirt hybrid?

    No, next question please.

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