What’s Up, Doc?

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This morning.

Phoenix Park, Dublin

Taoiseach Leo Varadkar with Miniser for Health Simon Harris and Minister of State for Health Promotion Catherine Byrne (top left) launch the Government’s Healthy Ireland Summer 2018 campaign.

The Healthy Ireland 2018 summer campaign “seeks to encourage people to get out and be active together this summer”.

Doctors say this is especially important for people who take their health advice and tips from the  government.

Eamonn Farrell/RollingNews

30 thoughts on “What’s Up, Doc?

  1. Hank

    “Doctors say this is especially important for people who take their health advice and tips from the government.”

    Eh…what???

  2. Frilly Keane

    Hard t’ believe Cat’rin Byrne is a Minister
    And there’s sight nor sound of her in DSC
    Where she’ll have trouble keeping her seat

    1. Janet, I ate my Avatar

      all the better to……
      lines close at midnight to win a handy prize

  3. SOQ

    The hardest part of any exercise is getting off the couch so I hereby launch the new campaign called ‘GET OFF THE COUCH ! ‘.

    Where do I send the bill?

    1. Boj

      “Hey Leo, I just ‘John Bobbitted’ a load of Worzel Gummidges, shall I make a necklace?”

    1. Boj

      And fishing, don’t forget the fishing. It always perplexed me as to why scumbags like fishing, it seems too serene an activity for their minds. Maybe there should be a campaign for our fishing industry providing apprenticeships to these lads. Or maybe it’s just something to do to pass the time between cans…

        1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

          Well, one’s mind can. Can anything else boggle bar a mind? Hmm. I could go in circles with this but I won’t.

          1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            That’d be more of a “boggle” than a plain aul boggle though, if you catch my drift, dearie.

          2. Sham Bob

            I should have capitalised that. The only way to react to working-class urban fishing is to play Boggle. Is what I meant.

  4. Pat Harding

    Might I recommend a plant with 50,000 uses, that’s healthy and also gets you high

  5. Sham Bob

    The fertility rites of FG elders have evolved since the days of ritual cattle slaughter.

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