40 thoughts on “He Is Among Us

  1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    Who the fupp is that weirdo, thought I before reading it and realising that I use all his products and they’re excellent.

          1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            I think Mildred might like it.
            Though maybe you mean bad boy to everyone except Mildred as you’re a right Jessie.

          2. mildred st meadowlark

            You leave him alone or it’ll be handbags at dawn and wigs on the green for you.

          3. Bertie Blenkinsop

            * stands behind Mildred *
            * basks in the glow of her magnificence *
            * remembers where he is *

            Yeah shurrup Andy

            * stands waiting for that excruciating moment too long for a Mildred high five *

    1. SOQ

      TK maxx works most of the time. 40″ Long double breasted jackets = 2 4 a fiver. Not Stephens Green obviously as they will buy any old poo as a bargain.

  2. tonyboy

    Never heard of nars cosmetics
    But heard of mars bars and soars
    One makes you fat the other can kill you

    1. tonyboy

      He actually looks more like the bearded lady who won the Eurovision
      Cannot remember the name of the act was it Austrian?

    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      Up yours. I know him and I know plenty about loads of stuff. Well. Dilettante level, to be honest.

      1. SOQ

        I can get my hole in half the time it took me when I was half my age so… pretty sure Aldi vegan soap is not being sold on Grafton Street?.

      2. tonyboy

        No just burnt eyes mouths
        Lots of pain
        Apparently testing product on animals was insisted on by the Chinese in order to export to china
        Before that Mr Sars was pretty animal friendly

    1. SOQ

      Anita Roddick was a woman with balls. She told the London Stock Exchange to go fupp themselves then body shop appeared on every high street.

  3. Frilly Keane

    Dunno who he is or an’ting about his stuff
    But it appears he’s self made
    So
    Fair play like

    1. petey

      self made, apart from all the people who made his products for him, and all the people who bought them.
      there is no “self made.”

      1. Frilly Keane

        Was he ‘left’ the company?
        Is he an heir to Soros type money and had it acquired for him because he liked the name?
        Did he win it at the cards?
        Did he get it in the divorce?

  4. Brother Barnabas

    “NARS has an “Orgasm Collection”, including blush, lipgloss, multiple use cream sticks, illuminators, and nail polish”

    I’d double-check the ingredients before using any of that stuff

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