A security alert was sparked when a package containing a sex toy was discovered on Luas tracks
If you find a suspect device
Then call the police in a trice
Then watch as the fuzz
Start giggling because
It’s a tube that should go somewhere nice
John Moynes
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could’ve rhymed ‘fuzz’ with ‘buzz’ :)
…batteries not included…
The Star should have been in the papers section today with their headline :
SEX BOMB – Suspicions Aroused
Credit where credit is due and all that.
A truly orgasmic headline.
Thought this was at Cheverstown stop in Citywest. The Catherine Tynan Road junction into/out of Citywest Business Campus was closed off for several hours yesterday by about 3 or 4 Garda cars.
several hours? i suppose they had to figure out where to put them first and then they all had to have a go..
Seriously lads
Especially BS Admins
How the cheezus this isn’t the story of the day
And getting a thread of its own
C’mon
Pull it together
trice, not thrice
/you’re welcome
Thanks Petey, not John’s fault. I stupidly corrected his version. Sorry.
You know what? I think I’ve been reading that as thrice all these years. I don’t think I’ve ever said it, but I never noticed.
You learn something new every day.