Actress Stormy Daniels has written a tell-all book about her alleged affair with US President Donald Trump

Some things are repulsive, and so
If you’re telling a story then know
If the shape of his part
Is Toad from Mario Kart
Then that’s a place you shouldn’t go

John Moynes

16 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. theo kretschmar schuldorff

    Back to the Future part 2 was on telly last night.
    I was struck by how rich 1985 Biff = Donald

  2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    She was sexually assaulted when she was a kid. Are there many women in porn who aren’t damaged somehow, I wonder?

    1. Janet, I ate my avatar

      doubt it,
      ever seen the behind the scene filming?
      lots of stops and starts, bleeding, bruising and lube
      not sexy

    2. Starina

      I don’t really like the assumption that you have to be “damaged” to be in porn. It harks back to the concept of ruined women and the idea that enjoying and/or selling sex is unclean.

      1. Starina

        Like, you’d have to be pretty fupped up to do Two Girls One Cup but that doesn’t compare to your average enthusiastic boinking video. It’s like the difference between members of the armed forces who go on the front lines and those who are employed to torture suspects — you could say that both must be “damaged” to want to participate in war but one requires being on a different level of social standards than most of us.

        1. Cian

          I have to say that I really enjoyed watching people’s reactions to the TGOC video.

          There was even a few muppets ones – the Rowlf one was golden.

  3. Optimus Grime

    I’ve conducted hours of research on this Stormy Daniels person and I can confirm she is experienced in the field of sexual relations…..

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