Warning.
This report may contain flash dentistry
This morning
Shelbourne Hotel, Dublin 2
Presidential candidate Seán Gallagher dazzlingly lunveils his official campaign and upgraded gnashers for the Presidency of Ireland.
FIGHT!
Update:
Former The Apprentice host Bill Cullen (left) and Jackie Lavin (second left) join the candidate and his wife Trish following Mr Gallagher’s address.
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Currently running at 14% behind Michael D Higgins’ 70%
a study in narcissism
ain’t that the truth – and brass neck. All too easy to conclude that he has absolutely nothing to offer but insult to the office and the people it is supposed to represent.
When I saw the first pic, I thought ‘gnashers!’
I’m so happy you used this word in the body.
That’s my day complete.
Never go full Brendan Rodgers.
They must be so bright in real life, the guy standing on the right has to look at him through his mobile phone screen.
Similar to a solar eclipse, looking directly with the naked eye causes untold damage…
Hold on, is that Brian Purcell – he of The Apprentice Ireland fame – behind the door?
I couldn’t stop looking at the state of yer mans shoes in the front row.
Ha ha! The grin on him…looks hilarious
Who is this guy again?
FF BagMan – also know as the BagMan of Notre-Doom
Has none of them jobs to go to?
They all look the type who would be mid level of a pyramid scheme selling diet pills on Facebook.
Pyramid. gosh no. Think if it more as a empowering trapezoid.
Conjoined triangles of success.
They’re generally stalwarts of the Chamber of Commerce in a small to medium sized Irish town.
Or Local Authority employees or elected members.
Gallagher and his ilk make a living from talks and presentations on the rubber chicken circuit right around the country.
Much belly overhang from the ‘business community’. Golf club dinners no doubt.
Slightly unfair on Jackie Lavin. Didn’t think she was still on speaking terms with the “Dere You Go Big Fella, It Dat Bono Down Dere?” Dunne though.
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/courts/high-court/jackie-lavin-settles-her-action-against-bill-cullen-1.3270025
Scarlet for yer man with the phone.
Nobody is going to want to see your stupid photos m8
where the actual fupp do they get these people?
Is there some kind of catalogue online?
imagine having nothing better to do with your life ….
* checks, yes pubs and bookies are open already, but a little too early for chippers and carvery
imagine choosing to go to this rather say going for a pint or a starbucks, or to put a few bob on a virtual dog?
smh
“gnashers” is a drunken mishpronunciation shurely,
Did Bill Cullen ever make it to the moon? I recall a talk of his where he claimed he was on his way there.
He got a column in the Sun.
ha!
today’s winner
Result!
HA brilliant!!
Boom.
Nicely done :)
A bribe of cute hoors
A sucker of voters
looks like a turnip with teeth
Sean Gallagher
for the Colgate ad.
It’s trivial of course, but Gallagher really is an odd looking lad.
I look forward to his death.
Hi Trish.
Hi.
Meant to say hi help.
Hi.