A Californian teenager made cookies using her grandfather’s ashes
If you’re planning to bake a nice treat
Make a cookie that’s crunchy and sweet
But please do not mash
Crematorium ash
Into something for people to eat
John Moynes
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FINE IF YOU DON’T WANT THEM THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID BEFORE I STARTED
*dumps Great Aunt Susan scones into composting*
They taste just like Grandma
Don’t you mean Grandma’s?
Huh?
Punctuation is important.
Let’s eat grandma.
Let’s eat, grandma.
There is a cartoon by Disney called Pickles and Peanut with this very same plot .