Vegan steak is now available at Tesco Ireland stores

In Holland they’ve started to make
A cunning and audacious fake
This slimy Dutch treat
Contains bugger all meat
So it certainly isn’t a steak

John Moynes

Pic: Reddit

Meanwhile…

Ah here.

9 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Ronan

    It’s only a matter of time before vat grown meat becomes the norm, along with tank produced fish, and all sorts of fungal food in general.

    Real streaks will be the preserve of the wealthy.

    Now shut up and eat your protein.

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    1. Col

      I actually agree with you.
      That’s why I eat as much steak as possible now, because we may be explaining to our grandchildren what real meat was like.

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  2. Rob_G

    Quorn sausages are basically indistinguishable from the real thing. Any fake processed meat really – burgers, chicken fillets, things like that.

    Trying to mimic the texture of a single solid cut of meat sounds a much harder sell, but I will give it a lash, I’m sure.

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