Tonight’s Evening Herald
Let’s focus on the dog.
Not the trigger-giddy, gun totin’ ‘tec’?
The dog.
OK, sorry.
No worries.
Yesterday: The Curious Incident Of The ‘Dead’ Dog
Tuesday: Meanwhile, In Longford
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Tonight’s Evening Herald
Let’s focus on the dog.
Not the trigger-giddy, gun totin’ ‘tec’?
The dog.
OK, sorry.
No worries.
Yesterday: The Curious Incident Of The ‘Dead’ Dog
Tuesday: Meanwhile, In Longford
They should get a cadaver dog.
why do the guards need to find the dead dog? and why is it in other’s interest to hide it?
Strange alright. Thought the shot fellow’s uncle gave a quote saying that the dog was alive and fine; maybe a dog with a bullet in it would support the Garda’s contention that he felt he was in danger, and that’s why they’ve hidden it(?)
Peculiar incident all round.
It’s a doggone cover up.
I’ll await the lab results…
V. good spud :)
Whoever finds it will be the retriever.
your puns are terrierible
Probably found in a poodle of blood
ah, a bloodhound
Hopefully the cops will get a lead to collar the guilty party.
Much better. Who’s a good boy? Yes you are
Could the Gardai not just pretend they are a professional for a few months until I finish reading the Charlton Inquiry report ?
I can reveal the exact address of its burial.
The clue is in the Eircode.
K94UOK
This is a total joke, almost as comical as the breathalyser debacle.
There is no dog, Garda acted the tough guy, had his tie grabbed, panicked and discharged his firearm which was already in his hand.
I wish I had an armed Garda to sort out my squabbles. Try going to a Garda station and reporting that someone owed you money, refused to return your vehicle, did a bad repair job, and see what reaction you get.
+1
They’re not even that pushed if your house has been burgled or your car broken into (in my experience). In fairness, it’s small scale compared to wha they have to deal with- but why was a Garda involved in this instance at all?
I once called up the police station to report my bike stolen and within 15 minutes there was a patrol car out front and two guards in my living room taking all the details.
I didn’t get it back though.
‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
Excellent. Have a treat ;)
Elegy On The Death Of A Mad Dog
Oliver Goldsmith
Good people all, of every sort,
Give ear unto my song;
And if you find it wondrous short,
It cannot hold you long.
In Islington there was a man,
Of whom the world might say
That still a godly race he ran,
Whene’er he went to pray.
A kind and gentle heart he had,
To comfort friends and foes;
The naked every day he clad,
When he put on his clothes.
And in that town a dog was found,
As many dogs there be,
Both mongrel, puppy, whelp and hound,
And curs of low degree.
This dog and man at first were friends;
But when a pique began,
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad and bit the man.
Around from all the neighbouring streets
The wondering neighbours ran,
And swore the dog had lost his wits,
To bite so good a man.
The wound it seemed both sore and sad
To every Christian eye;
And while they swore the dog was mad,
They swore the man would die.
But soon a wonder came to light,
That showed the rogues they lied:
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.