Clean-shaven Irish Times cultural critic Donald Clarke has called for a ban on beards
When Donald admitted he feared
The sight or the feel of a beard
Was he being sardonic
Or merely ironic?
I don’t care. He’s wrong and he’s weird.
John Moynes
Pic: Irish Times
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Gwan the Donald! Best writer the Irish Times has. Cool movie critic and commentator on the absurd.
Enjoyed that :)
Clarke’s piece, that is :)
Spacehopper
Sean Lock looks rough.
The state of him. Cover that up with a beard!
the daily limericks have been especially excellent over last few weeks
*sluuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrp*
such cynicism in one so young
Awwwww! I’ll take it. Thanks!
It would take a bloody Trinity Maths student to write something to resonate with the masses.
As a resident of Portobello/D8 I have to say a sniper armed with a crossbow on each end of Camden Street should be allowed shoot the appalling hirsute hipster tech worker brigage who have gentrified the area beyond reach of native Dubs. Check out any of those “street food” places on the street some evening – great ranks of them like Sturmabteilung in a beer cellar in 1930’s Munich squeezed together on benches, buttocks two metres wide straining the cheap stitching on their Zara jeans, sweaty with beer, noses stuck in bowls of steaming noodles.
The men are as bad.
zara jeans are awful
Dreadfully ill fitting
The jeans are terrible but their other trousers aren’t too bad. I am still looking for a decent place to find jeans though. Everyone seems to make jeans for people with huge fat waists and broomsticks for legs.
I find Zara clothes in general to be hideously ugly
bad material, badly made
I pretty much dismiss anyone who shops there as being of low worth and base character
Clothes made of tissue paper is what I think of that place. Good for one wash.
I was going to be flippant but you know what? When you’re right, you’re right.
was bound to happen one of these days
I will definitely agree with you on the quality; The stitching always comes apart and any zips are guaranteed to break within 6 months. They are good for cheap, non-descript, relatively respectable looking trousers that you don’t mind getting trashed, a must for cyclists at this time of year.
Gentrified the area? You live in Portobello. It has always been bloody gentrified.
feckin’ semites