15 thoughts on “You Can Bring A Horse To Water

    1. SOQ

      If you brush past Davina Devine then later, your dry cleaner will explain that the removal of car spray paint is not something they include in a standard cleaning charge?

  1. The Old Boy

    10 South Anne Street? At least you can pretend to go for a smoke, nip over to Keohe’s for a pint and a ball of malt and be back before anyone notices.

  2. Murtles

    It’ll be totally awkward when no one laughs at the comedians because they’re sober. This is why kebab shops are closed during the day, because no one would buy one if they seen what the look (and taste) like in the cold light of day and sobriety.

    1. Spud

      A chip butty from Athena on Dame Street (alas closed now) was my drunken ‘go-to’ fix years ago.
      I tried one sober one lunchtime as an experiment.
      Burnt the mouth of me and I couldn’t eat it. Those pints give you a hunger and taste bud protection like no other!

  3. Cloud

    Heineken Zero and Open Gate are both decent N/As to be fair, in that they finally figured out a way to make them taste like beer.

  4. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    I would feel bad if I were one of the ‘plus other special guests’ that they can’t even be bothered to name.
    ‘Hang on. Am I really special or are these guys just yanking my chain?’

  5. Zaccone

    Will it still be 6euro a pint?

    Thats my gripe with non-alcoholic beers. How can they justify charging the same as proper pints when theres 3odd euro less in tax charged on them. They must be insanely profitable.

  6. Rob_G

    I hope that they have nitrous oxide instead, only way that Rory’s Stories fella is getting any laughs.

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