even the coffee cup is splodgered with splittle and snot
dog baby ffs
here lads; play along
its a Friday
I want a Baby
Nigel
Here have a giant thank you card instead.
millie st murderlark
You wouldn’t dare
dhaughton99
Yes I would, darling.
Spud
I think she wanted to ride your junk, not write to Junker…
Nigel
If it’s a baby that’s wanted I would suggest avoiding the Brexit Method where you pull out, say you’re better off doing it on your own and make an enormous mess.
It proves that its worth trying for anyway
its never too late
Clampers Outside!
+1
The “miracle of science” as my wife put it :) We’re both very aware of how lucky we were…. a few friends going through a tough time presently. Fingers crossed for them!
newsjustin
Congrats dude.
Clampers Outside!
Cheers News :)
Spaghetti Hoop
Clampers Inside?
Congrats!
Brother Barnabas
clampers clamped?
congratulations, pal!
Cian
Ah Jaysus
Now I need another, ‘nother, keyboard!
congrats Clamps & Ms Clamps!
Clampers Outside!
Cheers Hoop, BB and Cian… much appreciated wishes :0)
Junkface
Fair flips lad! Best of luck with the wee one.
Junkface
Um, that was for Clampers by the way
Clampers Outside!
Thanks Junk :)
SOQ
Congratulations Mr and especially Mrs Clamps.
All change then eh?
Clampers Outside!
It’d appear so…. but looking forward to it. As my Da said, “it’ll give your life new meaning”, which I’ve welcomed, we both have :)
Cheers SOQ!
kellMA
Aw lovely news. All the best for the pregnancy.
Clampers Outside!
Many thanks KellMA :0)
millie st murderlark
CLAMPS!!! Congratulations my dear! Enjoy the very long, highly entertaining journey
Clampers Outside!
I, we, will Millie… many thanks from us both!
*internet hug* :0)
Spud
Brilliant!
Best wishes to you both and hope all goes well!
Clampers Outside!
Thanks Spud, all’s going swimmingly well for a healthy wee fella… into the final stretch now.
Many thanks :)
rotide
Well in Clampers!
Clampers Outside!
Cheers Ro :)
Lobster
Congratulations! :)
Clampers Outside!
Thank you Lobster :0)
Papi
Great news, Clamps!
Clampers Outside!
Cheers Papi :)
Janet, I ate my avatar
congrats clamps !
Clampers Outside!
Cheers Janet :)
realPolithicks
Congratulations to you and the missus Clampers, good luck to both of you.
Clampers Outside!
Many thanks, from both of us realP :)
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Awwww!! You did it, successfully!
Congratulations.
Kieran NYC
Congrats, Clamps :)
Frilly Keane
lads
can we get back to the Friday games – we’ll have anudder round of Congrats Clamps in May
So
I want a Baby
SOQ
Well don’t look at me, I’d need a user manual with the hotspots marked out in advance?
Clampers Outside!
LOL ! :0)
missred
The turkey baster is in the press and the porno in the drawer….
AFoxIndeed
this has made my day, maybe even my week.
Clampers Outside!
Cool :) Delighted to share our good news Fox ;0)
Dub Spot
Brilliant.
Catherine costelloe
Lovely news Mr & Mrs Clamps ; congratulations ! Babies are pure magic.
Ah lads
skitting here
even the coffee cup is splodgered with splittle and snot
dog baby ffs
here lads; play along
its a Friday
I want a Baby
Here have a giant thank you card instead.
You wouldn’t dare
Yes I would, darling.
I think she wanted to ride your junk, not write to Junker…
If it’s a baby that’s wanted I would suggest avoiding the Brexit Method where you pull out, say you’re better off doing it on your own and make an enormous mess.
lads! stoppit!
I need another keyboard!
Great.
I’ve got Ace of Base stuck in my head now!
Not that that’s a bad thing…
A baby what?
Shark
Do do do dodo da doooo d doo
Theresa May: I want a baby!
Junker: How about we renegotiate the backstop?
Spider Baby!!
Time for a withdrawal agreement, methinks…
This wins the Brexit Gag Shoehorn award :)
Wife: “I want a baby”
Me: “But you’ve one in the oven already!”
.
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.
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There’s a baby Clampers due end of May :0)
Congratulations Clamps, wish you both all the luck in the world.
Cheers Bertie ;0)
Many congrats Clampers, best of luck to you…three!
Cheers Liam :)
yayy!!!
anudder Broadsheet baby
ah, May is a lovely time to have a baby, and ye’ve all summer to hang out together
do we know what we’re having
A boy Frilly :)
And to be honest, we’re just delighted to be having a baby at all :0)
ah that’s lovely
a Déise bhoy
It proves that its worth trying for anyway
its never too late
+1
The “miracle of science” as my wife put it :) We’re both very aware of how lucky we were…. a few friends going through a tough time presently. Fingers crossed for them!
Congrats dude.
Cheers News :)
Clampers Inside?
Congrats!
clampers clamped?
congratulations, pal!
Ah Jaysus
Now I need another, ‘nother, keyboard!
congrats Clamps & Ms Clamps!
Cheers Hoop, BB and Cian… much appreciated wishes :0)
Fair flips lad! Best of luck with the wee one.
Um, that was for Clampers by the way
Thanks Junk :)
Congratulations Mr and especially Mrs Clamps.
All change then eh?
It’d appear so…. but looking forward to it. As my Da said, “it’ll give your life new meaning”, which I’ve welcomed, we both have :)
Cheers SOQ!
Aw lovely news. All the best for the pregnancy.
Many thanks KellMA :0)
CLAMPS!!! Congratulations my dear! Enjoy the very long, highly entertaining journey
I, we, will Millie… many thanks from us both!
*internet hug* :0)
Brilliant!
Best wishes to you both and hope all goes well!
Thanks Spud, all’s going swimmingly well for a healthy wee fella… into the final stretch now.
Many thanks :)
Well in Clampers!
Cheers Ro :)
Congratulations! :)
Thank you Lobster :0)
Great news, Clamps!
Cheers Papi :)
congrats clamps !
Cheers Janet :)
Congratulations to you and the missus Clampers, good luck to both of you.
Many thanks, from both of us realP :)
Awwww!! You did it, successfully!
Congratulations.
Congrats, Clamps :)
lads
can we get back to the Friday games – we’ll have anudder round of Congrats Clamps in May
So
I want a Baby
Well don’t look at me, I’d need a user manual with the hotspots marked out in advance?
LOL ! :0)
The turkey baster is in the press and the porno in the drawer….
this has made my day, maybe even my week.
Cool :) Delighted to share our good news Fox ;0)
Brilliant.
Lovely news Mr & Mrs Clamps ; congratulations ! Babies are pure magic.
Thanks Catherine :0)