A male sewer rat (above) described as having too much Winterspeck – literally ‘Winter bacon’ – attempts to crawl out of a manhole cover in the German town of Bensheim
Some firefighters slid down their pole
To go free a rat from a hole
It was shocked to learn that
It had gained so much fat
And agreed to learn more self control
John Moynes
Pic: Hessenschau
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What’s he sayin’?
Says that he is a brexiter rat. A brat
Bad dum tish…
‘…and the Sabeans fell upon them, and took them away; yea, they have slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.’
Oh this guy over here…
Is there a German Society for the Rescue and Protection of Rats