For the week that’s in it.
Celebrate Patty’s Day in controversial style.
America-based Broadsheet contributor JohnnyNYC has purchased ONE (yes, one) St Patrick’s Day 2019 ‘Make America Great Again’ hat – worth 50 greenbacks – to give away to a Broadsheet reader.
Wear it ironically. Wear it with pride. Use it as a prop in a fake hate crime.
The choice is yours.
The emerald green cap (to fit all head shapes and eseential for ‘flyaway’ hair) includes, at the rear, a four-leafed clover – the infamous sham shamrock – to further confuse passing liberals and Irish patriots alike.
To enter, please complete this rhyme:
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
____________________,
____________________
Lines MUST close at MIDNIGHT
Yesterday: Make Caps Great Again
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
If you are a woman
I’ll show you my peen.
(I’m a gross republican man in this limerick.)
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
it is the bigliest cap,
I’ve ever seen
Trumpsters wear Red
But my cap is green
With this on your ceann
You’ll have your own wall of Colleens*
*trying to kill you
This is the reverse of my last poetry intervention. Singulars and plurals don’t rhyme. Unless, maybe, you were to use a french word where they don’t pronounce the s in when a word’s plural. Hmm.
Anyway, I’m waving a yellow card at you, Murtles, being the self-appointed judge of this kind of thing.
Trumpsters wear Red
But my cap is green,
Andyourpointiswhatexactly,
Is our poetry Queen.
I hear ya Andyour, but I was going for the accentual-syllabic verse which would hopefully invoke an iambic pentameter that would juxtapose said singulars and plurals into a pseudo post-structuralistic motif. That and you can’t build a wall with just one Colleen.
I wholeheartedly agree with whatever you just said.
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
To make Ireland Great,
We need at No.1 Gary Breen!
(and No.2 Gary Breen…)
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
I wouldn’t wear it in bed
Or anywhere I’d be seen!
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
I’m wearing it ironically,
Do not cause a scene,
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
If I win is there an equivalent
cash prize to be seen?
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
I’d have to be dead
in that cap to be seen!
I approve of this sentiment. Wearing this ironically or not is just embarrassing.
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
We’ll build a wall here instead,
A post-Brexit dream.
Trumpsters wear red
but my cap is green
the GOP is
a moron machine
oh! oh!
Trumpsters wear red
but my cap is green
Yer man Jacob Wohl
is such a gombeen
He REALLY is.
As is Jonathon Morgan of Knew knowledge. Caught running a Russian troll farm on behalf of the DNC to undermine Roy Moore in Alabama election. His firm supplied all the Russian interference Intel to sen sub committee.
Roy Moore didn’t need undermining, he did it to himself by being an absolute creep.
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
If I wasnt fan of Father Ted
You could almost think I was keen
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
I can dress up as Don,
Next Halloween.
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
I’ll wear it with pride,
If you cut out my spleen.
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
I’ll get Bernie back in,
With my time-machine.
…damn you Boj…you vented your spleen before me…
I am not a red
But I love Putin
(Putin rhymes with green if you say it like a Russian.)
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
They obey Putin,
But I drink Poitín
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Would you rather be caught dead,
Or in this cap be seen?
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
How soon we’ll be rid of him,
Remains to be seen.
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Gonna slide my head in,
Like Harvey Weinstein.
Ah ya right oul’ frolics Bojie
I had Weinstein rhyming with my green
Oops…I did it again! ;-)
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
To look like The Don,
Rub in tartrazine.
Haha…
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Libs will be dead
each missing a spleen
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
To save Donnie’s head,
From a stiff breeze.
But I’d wear mine instead,
And hide my baldness with ease.
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
no no no
nope nope nope
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
I’ll proudly shout “COVFEFE!!”
And only a few know what it means!
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Turned septic by toxicity
Of Trump’s unedifying scene
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Could be worse, it could be orange
Like Cheeto Hitler’s sheen.
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
And if I win I’ll pose
here on your laptop screen*
(* Lies…all lies)
Please no !
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
If Donald can’t be King,
He’ll settle for Queen.
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
I’ll wear it quite often,
But not where I’m seen
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
If I win one I swear,
I’ll donate my spleen
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Maybe on Paddy’s Day.
Don won’t be so mean
(I really, really want one for my lovely, yet fiercely pro Trump colleague Gary)
Disqualify for four poem ;)
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Looking like the biggest gobshite
Of twenty nineteen
Trumpsters wear red
But my cap is green
It’s only good for
Blocking the latrine
Trumpsters wear red
But my facinator is green
Since tis ladies day in Cheltenham
I’m giving us a mention
And hoping Cowen is nowhere t’be seen
Give this lady the golden trophy
Trumpsters wear red
But my cap is green
To remind Americans
Of the immigrants they’ve once been
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
I’m a rebel with a cause,
unlike Jimmy Dean
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
I’m Donny O’Gill
The leprechaun tangerine
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Groper they said
But Bill ain’t clean
And we have a winner
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Politics is dirty
But Trump is clean
You certainly seem like a Trump Cap Wearer! You should win!
It’s clearly irony mate
Is it, though?
Pretty sure, the spirit of irony in this comp is pretty apparent. I unfortunately don’t possess the artistic talent of some of the poetic geniuses here :)
I think so!
If by clean you mean he is a porn star riding, multiple wife cheating, no condom using, death penalty for innocent people calling, pússy grabbing, disabled mocking, criminal hiring, poo talking, thin skinned childish type of clean, then yeah, I guess he is.
I have it on good authority that he always uses a condom, so you better take that back right now mister.
The point, absolutely, the (unused they say but I don’t buy it) condom, not a chance!
He’s clearly not clean, same as he’s clearly not say a stable genius… I’m pretty certain it’s irony. Anyway, time for me to take out my pen and paper so I can parade around with this big beautiful great cap :)
Time was, I would have thought it was irony but now, not so sure.
Gary is a big fan and he’s not a head case and he’s very intelligent so what can I say?
I’m clearly a winner!
Absolutely my dear Angie.
Give this lady the feather
Angela, a clear winner!
Brilliant, Angela. Both excellent!
This limericks is good,
She ain’t no fool,
Give her a cap,
She is so cool
This reply is good
You’ll have to admit
Give me the cap
I know it will fit!
“Trump is clean”
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
My pee is purple
I think it’s my spleen
Cough, cough, if you note further back in the thread I have a spleen to spare.
If you win the cap of course.
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Hallmark rhymes suck
Capitalism’s obscene
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Give me this ugly hat,
So I can BURN it!
That’s the win
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green
It can see through the fake news
In your magazine.
That’s the winner!
(By the way I get the irony and know this magazine is not fake by any measure)
Trumpsters wear red
But my cap is green
Grab your sombrero
And build me a screen
Trumpsters wear red,
But this cap is green,
All entrants are losers,
You know what I mean.
Trumpsters wear red
(Trumpsters wear red),
But my cap is green,
(Ah-ah-ah)
And I’ve got this feeling
(Aha-ah-ah)
That my face is blue
(That my face is blue)
May I return
(May I return)
To the beginning
(Ah-ah-ah)
And stop myself from drinking
(Ah-ah-ah)
From dawn til two
A crash of drums!
A flash of light!
The big parade
Marched out of sight!
As I slid slowly to the gutter
I was left alone
Now here I am
(Now here I am)
Completely naked
(ah-ah-ah)
But for the Trump cap
(ah-ah-ah)
Strategically on my lap
(Ah ah ah)
Any Uber driver will do.
Drumpy and his amazing multi colored hair/hat….This has to be the winner..
Damn you nigel
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
The greatest prez,
Since George Washingteen
(Best I could do folks soz)
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
TRUMP IS COMING TO IRELAND
Can we not intervene?
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Was it for this
In Nineteen Sixteen?
+32
Oooh!
What you did there, I see it….dagnamit, I’m just not getting this cap, am I?
:(
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
You’ve only one hour
To up your game, Ian
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Keep your manky hat
I know where it’s been
Trumpsters wear red
But my hat is green
My nuclear warheads
Will make you scream
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Leo out jogging with Donald
Is an image best unseen.
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
This is the gaudiest hat,
I’ve ever seen
Very nice
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
My brain began rotting
When I was a teen.
Now I feel older.
I know it’s a farce.
I should pluck my ideas
From ….
A. CULTURE.
B. HERITAGE.
C. MY ASS
D. AMERICA
E.. THIS IS STUPID.
Choose one.
It’s not really a competition, is it?
My earlier question isn’t even a multiple-choice question, is it?
I dont even know what it is myself.
Nothing makes sense anymore.
“MAKE AMERICA NORTH KOREA”
…is the hat I would wear… if I was paid…
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Bought for Fiddy Dollars
Ye wouldn’t want to be mean!
If made in Far East then big profit :)
Trumpsters wear red
But my cap is green
The Wall will be built
It will be Obscene
Trumpsters wear red
But my cap is green.
Leo’s insipid
And Trump’s tangerine.
Trumpsters wear red,
But the cap is green,
It’s the greenest cap,
I’ve ever seen
Trumpsters wear red
But my cap is green.
Still, I’m begging for scraps
From this sickening regime.
Trumpsters wear red
But my cap is green
Give it to Denis. Digicel’s tanking
And his High Court wanking is
Leaving him short of liquid,
The corpulent squid.
Trumpsters wear red
But my cap is green.
Symbols of the wealthy elite’s hatred for the poor and working class
Is how both could be seen.
Angela, a clear winner!
Trumpsters wear red
but this cap is green
50 dollars for that?
Johnny, coming you were seen
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Immortalised forever
By an illiterate gombeen
That is very good
Trumpsters wear red
But my cap is green
The Don will not say
I have a Dream
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
He is brain-dead,
grotesque and obscene.
Trumpsters wear red
But my cap is green
Fifty bucks for that thing?
You must be jokeen
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
And I can tell ya
nobody knows colours like i do
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
At least I think it is as I am colour blind,
just like 1 in 12 men and 1 in 200 women in the world.
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Also two ears,
With nothing between.
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
My other hat reads,
God save the Queen
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
They’ll like it in Doonbeg.
Moneygall mightn’t be keen.
Trumpsters wear red
But my cap is green
If You wear this cap
It will cause a scene
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Would ye send it to Fermanagh,
As a gift to Arlene?
I vote for this and nothing else. Please pick this – unless ye can’t handle the Hoop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMzd40i8TfA
Trumpeters wear red,
But my cap is green,
It’s hard to be smart
When your brains polystyrene
Trumpsters wear Red
But my cap is green,
Like the pee on the bed,
In the tape no-one’s seen
And we have a winner
Cheezus Spag
hon’
You really want that cap
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
Misled And Gone Astray
I’m betwixt and between
Very nice!!
Trumpsters wear red
Buy my cap is green
It doesn’t stick to my head
Because it’s coated with Polytetrafluoroethylene
Tell us wha’
Great oul’ turn out all the same
Delighted t’ see so many of ye again
Stick around lads
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
I’m a dysphoric, pre-op
Intersex machine
Trumpsters wear red,
But my cap is green,
It tilts to the Left,
If you know what I mean