Our Cap Runneth Over

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For the week that’s in it.

Celebrate Patty’s Day in controversial style.

America-based Broadsheet contributor JohnnyNYC has purchased ONE (yes, one) St Patrick’s Day 2019 ‘Make America Great Again’ hat – worth 50 greenbacks – to give away to a Broadsheet reader.

Wear it ironically. Wear it with pride. Use it as a prop in a fake hate crime.

The choice is yours.

The emerald green cap (to fit all head shapes and eseential for ‘flyaway’ hair) includes, at the rear, a four-leafed clover – the infamous sham shamrock – to further confuse passing liberals and Irish patriots alike.

To enter, please complete this rhyme:

Trumpsters wear red,

But my cap is green,

____________________,

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Lines MUST close at MIDNIGHT

Yesterday: Make Caps Great Again

126 thoughts on “Our Cap Runneth Over

  1. Holden MaGroin

    Trumpsters wear red,

    But my cap is green,

    If you are a woman

    I’ll show you my peen.

    (I’m a gross republican man in this limerick.)

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  2. Murtles

    Trumpsters wear Red
    But my cap is green
    With this on your ceann
    You’ll have your own wall of Colleens*

    *trying to kill you

    Reply
    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      This is the reverse of my last poetry intervention. Singulars and plurals don’t rhyme. Unless, maybe, you were to use a french word where they don’t pronounce the s in when a word’s plural. Hmm.

      Anyway, I’m waving a yellow card at you, Murtles, being the self-appointed judge of this kind of thing.

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      1. Murtles

        I hear ya Andyour, but I was going for the accentual-syllabic verse which would hopefully invoke an iambic pentameter that would juxtapose said singulars and plurals into a pseudo post-structuralistic motif. That and you can’t build a wall with just one Colleen.

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  3. Spud

    Trumpsters wear red,
    But my cap is green,
    To make Ireland Great,
    We need at No.1 Gary Breen!

    (and No.2 Gary Breen…)

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        1. jusayinlike

          As is Jonathon Morgan of Knew knowledge. Caught running a Russian troll farm on behalf of the DNC to undermine Roy Moore in Alabama election. His firm supplied all the Russian interference Intel to sen sub committee.

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  4. Boj

    Trumpsters wear red,
    But my cap is green,
    I can dress up as Don,
    Next Halloween.

    Trumpsters wear red,
    But my cap is green,
    I’ll wear it with pride,
    If you cut out my spleen.

    Trumpsters wear red,
    But my cap is green,
    I’ll get Bernie back in,
    With my time-machine.

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  5. Formerly Known As @ireland.com

    I am not a red
    But I love Putin

    (Putin rhymes with green if you say it like a Russian.)

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  6. Kevin

    Trumpsters wear red,

    But my cap is green,

    To save Donnie’s head,

    From a stiff breeze.

    But I’d wear mine instead,

    And hide my baldness with ease.

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  7. Mart

    Trumpsters wear red,

    But my cap is green,

    I’ll proudly shout “COVFEFE!!”

    And only a few know what it means!

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  8. Daisy Chainsaw

    Trumpsters wear red,
    But my cap is green,
    Turned septic by toxicity
    Of Trump’s unedifying scene

    Trumpsters wear red,
    But my cap is green,
    Could be worse, it could be orange
    Like Cheeto Hitler’s sheen.

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  9. Paulus

    Trumpsters wear red,
    But my cap is green,
    And if I win I’ll pose
    here on your laptop screen*

    (* Lies…all lies)

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  10. Ian-O

    Trumpsters wear red,
    But my cap is green,
    If Donald can’t be King,
    He’ll settle for Queen.

    Trumpsters wear red,
    But my cap is green,
    I’ll wear it quite often,
    But not where I’m seen

    Trumpsters wear red,
    But my cap is green,
    If I win one I swear,
    I’ll donate my spleen

    Trumpsters wear red,
    But my cap is green,
    Maybe on Paddy’s Day.
    Don won’t be so mean

    (I really, really want one for my lovely, yet fiercely pro Trump colleague Gary)

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          1. Jay Coolan

            Pretty sure, the spirit of irony in this comp is pretty apparent. I unfortunately don’t possess the artistic talent of some of the poetic geniuses here :)

    1. Ian-O

      If by clean you mean he is a porn star riding, multiple wife cheating, no condom using, death penalty for innocent people calling, pússy grabbing, disabled mocking, criminal hiring, poo talking, thin skinned childish type of clean, then yeah, I guess he is.

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      1. Jay Coolan

        He’s clearly not clean, same as he’s clearly not say a stable genius… I’m pretty certain it’s irony. Anyway, time for me to take out my pen and paper so I can parade around with this big beautiful great cap :)

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        1. Ian-O

          Time was, I would have thought it was irony but now, not so sure.

          Gary is a big fan and he’s not a head case and he’s very intelligent so what can I say?

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    1. Ian-O

      Cough, cough, if you note further back in the thread I have a spleen to spare.

      If you win the cap of course.

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  11. Nigel

    Trumpsters wear red
    (Trumpsters wear red),
    But my cap is green,
    (Ah-ah-ah)
    And I’ve got this feeling
    (Aha-ah-ah)
    That my face is blue
    (That my face is blue)
    May I return
    (May I return)
    To the beginning
    (Ah-ah-ah)
    And stop myself from drinking
    (Ah-ah-ah)
    From dawn til two
    A crash of drums!
    A flash of light!
    The big parade
    Marched out of sight!
    As I slid slowly to the gutter
    I was left alone
    Now here I am
    (Now here I am)
    Completely naked
    (ah-ah-ah)
    But for the Trump cap
    (ah-ah-ah)
    Strategically on my lap
    (Ah ah ah)
    Any Uber driver will do.

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  12. Jay Coolan

    Trumpsters wear red,
    But my cap is green,
    The greatest prez,
    Since George Washingteen

    (Best I could do folks soz)

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  13. Nelly the Elephant

    Trumpsters wear red,
    But my cap is green,
    My brain began rotting
    When I was a teen.

    Now I feel older.
    I know it’s a farce.
    I should pluck my ideas
    From ….

    A. CULTURE.
    B. HERITAGE.
    C. MY ASS
    D. AMERICA
    E.. THIS IS STUPID.

    Choose one.

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    1. Nelly the Elephant

      It’s not really a competition, is it?

      My earlier question isn’t even a multiple-choice question, is it?

      I dont even know what it is myself.
      Nothing makes sense anymore.

      “MAKE AMERICA NORTH KOREA”
      …is the hat I would wear… if I was paid…

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  14. Daisy Chainsaw

    Trumpsters wear red,
    But my cap is green,
    Bought for Fiddy Dollars
    Ye wouldn’t want to be mean!

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  15. Jason Waterfalls

    Trumpsters wear red
    But my cap is green.
    Still, I’m begging for scraps
    From this sickening regime.

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  16. gobbledy

    Trumpsters wear red
    But my cap is green
    Give it to Denis. Digicel’s tanking
    And his High Court wanking is
    Leaving him short of liquid,
    The corpulent squid.

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  17. Jason Waterfalls

    Trumpsters wear red
    But my cap is green.
    Symbols of the wealthy elite’s hatred for the poor and working class
    Is how both could be seen.

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  18. halfahead

    Trumpsters wear red,
    But my cap is green,
    At least I think it is as I am colour blind,
    just like 1 in 12 men and 1 in 200 women in the world.

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  19. Fuzzy Duck

    Trumpsters wear red,
    But my cap is green,
    They’ll like it in Doonbeg.
    Moneygall mightn’t be keen.

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  20. King Thistle

    Trumpsters wear red
    Buy my cap is green
    It doesn’t stick to my head
    Because it’s coated with Polytetrafluoroethylene

    Reply

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