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From top: Conor McGregor mural in Temple Bar, Dublin; a tweet from the fighter announcing his retirement this morning…

Conor McGregor ‘to retire’ from MMA (RTÉ)

Rollingnews

40 thoughts on “If You Like Pina Coladas

  1. BS

    Getting out before the charges are brought. Probably packing up to move to a no extradition country as we speak.

  2. Spaghetti Hoop

    He’ll probably be standing for election in a couple of years like that other boozy boxer/fighter fella. Or Lord Mayor. We’re an awful country for celebrating thugs, liars n’ cheats.

      1. Brother Barnabas

        just a tip, frillz – I don’t think the hurling talk is turning rotide on. you’re barking up the wrong tree. try bakery or caravanning.

  3. newsjustin

    Negotiating ploy maybe.

    He needs to make the money while he’s still…ehhh…at liberty to do so. Athletic careers are short.

    1. ReproBertie

      Yeah, that $100 Million he earned for the Mayweather circus will barely see him through the year.

  4. George

    “I want some attention for something other than being arrested but I don’t want to actually do anything”

  5. Bruce Wee

    Bankrupt in 5 years…will then be doing showcase boxing matches to raise funds…or even a wrestling match like Mohammad Ali….this is far from the last we have heard from him…unfortunately.

  6. Keeping Meself Ready for Frilly Keane

    Lemme tell ye now

    This lad is going nowhere

    Sum’ting else
    Do ye remember a post from me last October talking about how spoilt votes get treated by the returning officers at a count?

    Anyway, I’m bringing it up here
    A bit out’ve the blue I suppose
    But at the last General
    Loads
    And I mean loads
    Of spoilt votes were in McGregor’s name

    Especially in the CityWest centre
    Obviously

    All’s I saying is don’t underestimate this man’s presence and appeal to the Everyday Person

    1. Brother Barnabas

      in the 1997 presidential election, dustin the turkey got more votes than either derek nally or adi roche – doesn’t necessarily mean anything

    2. George

      Your definition of “Everyday Person” must be similar to the Sid Vicious view of “the man on the street”.

    3. Anomanomanom

      He does not appeal to the everyday person though, he appeals to the lowest common denominator.

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