Physical Jerks

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Taoiseach Leo Varadkar and Minister for Health Simon Harris

*sigh*

Simon Harris says Leo Varadkar would beat him in a ‘press up’ contest (Independent.ie)

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37 thoughts on “Physical Jerks

  1. GiggidyGoo

    Anything to fill FG ‘news’ in the Indo.
    It’s a close-run contest though for ‘waste of space’

  2. GiggidyGoo

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  3. eoin

    Leo might beat Simon in a press (up) competition but Simon would deffo beat Leo in a (over) running competition.

    1. Dr.Fart MD

      need to adjust your comment slightly, for accuracy; “nobody cares, Harris. Start working.”

  4. Rob_G

    *meanwhile, Eoghan Murphy in the corner doing bicep curls with the Healy-Rae brothers, while getting a handie from Mary Mitchell O’Connor*

    “Sorry, didn’t see you over there”.

    1. Ian-O

      So long as they don’t ask Mary Mitchell O’Connor to do it….although the result might be somewhat pleasing to FG…..

    1. Cian

      Can I ask you enhance the picture this in your minds: they are both wearing moist Lycra™.

        1. rotide

          You’ve somehow managed to make it worse.

          be right back, gouging eyes out with blunt spoon

  5. Liam Deliverance

    Fupp sake, pair of eejits, do some fuppin’ work that you are being paid for.

    1. rotide

      This type of comment always perplexes me slightly.

      This IS some of the work they are being paid for. TDs and Taoseich don’t just sit at desk and do a few spreadsheets while also typing a few comments on blogs.

  6. Liam Deliverance

    The amount of press-ups that Varadkar can do versus the amount Harris can do, how does this relate to their remit?

    1. rotide

      Well, if you took 10 seconds out of your busy day you would see that Mr Harris is launching a health intiative and the relative fitness of the men was brought up in relation to that.

      See?

      1. Liam Deliverance

        What has that got to do with the amount he can do v’s Varadkar, An Taoiseach? Do you not get it?

        1. rotide

          I get it perfectly. A journalist asked a Minister a question in relation to the intiative that was being launched. Not hard to get.
          It’s you who is refusing to understand a simple exchange because it means you have less to grind that axe on.

  7. Termagant

    What if I do 10 in 15 seconds seconds but then I collapse and throw up

    because if you proportion it out that’s 40 per minute, which means that I should be the Taoiseach instead

    1. Cian

      Can you do one in one second, ’cause that works out at 60/minute?
      you could be president!

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