This afternoon.
Long-standing Broadsheet contributor and commenter ‘Clampers Outside’ is proud to announce the birth of a healthy, as yet unnamed baby son at 1pm at an undisclosed hospital.
Mrs Clampers and junior are “doing well’ while dad is “over the moon”.
Congratulations to all.
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that’s great news, congratulations Clamps
Who’s the father?
Your Mum.
Hah! And congratulations Clampers.
CONGRATULATIONS CLAMPERS YOU STUD!!! Big kisses to mama and baba. xx
Ahhh! Lovely news. Congrats!
I think you should name him Bodger.
+ 1
Bodger Clampers Outside does have a nice ring to it alright…
Well met
Bodger SOQ Clampers I think- all the (living) priests know me.
Awwwww – congrats Clamps :)
Congrations Clampers, good luck to you, the missus and the little chiseler.
congrats, clamps ! hope you’ll all be very happy
Delighted for you pal, that’s great news :)
Congratulations Lad!!!
Wish your missus and the small fella all the best from the reprobates at BS.
(With apologies to Mr. Moynes)
Congrats, cheers and hip hip hooray!
For this is a marvelous day.
Crack open the champers
And pass it to clampers,
Who’s passed on his own DNA!
Many Congratulations, Clampers! May I wish all three of you every health and happiness.
Congrats Clampers (+ Mrs Clampers). May he be a good sleeper!!
Congratulations to all, great news
Congratulations Clampers. Wishing you all the very best.
Undisclosed hospital may indeed have clampers outside.
Congrats.
Congratulations to Clampers and Mrs Clampers. It’s a rollercoaster from here on out. But life is a rollercoaster, as a wise man once said, you just gotta ride it.
G’man, Clamps and Clampette!
Congrats Clampers!
Great news, congrats mate
Ah congrats Clamps! Wishing you lots of happy days together.
Congratulations Clampers!
Congratulations Dad
Regards to Mum
Have the blahs given him a nickname yet Clamps
Btw who’s it gonta be
Mount Sion or DLS
Ballygunner’s definitely out anyway
With you being from bad blood (Galway/ Dublin) like
Congratulations to you both Clampers. Brilliant news
The best of luck to you all, long life and happiness.
Congrats Clampers and Mrs Clampers and Baby Clampers and all the other Clampers, but not actual clampers, they have nothing to do with this and can eff right off.
Awww, lovely news. Best wishes and much happiness to all at Clampers Towers.
Congratulations, Clampers! I hope that your little boy brings you as much joy as my little one brought me :)
I hope both Mr & Mrs Clampers are also doing well :)
Congrats Clampers!
Congratulations on your contribution to the demise of planet Earth Clampers- joking.
A friend’s girlfriend was pregnant in London. She wanted a local School because of the convenience in Camden but she ran into a 1950’s priest in the parish.
She would have had to have had a map drawn as to ‘the parish’ but, it was the nearest church.
Said priest was not too pleased to be presented with a fallen woman with 3 camp gay men as spiritual guardians.
He objected to no Catholic name being baptised- so herself being from Derry- announced that the middle name of this boy would be Mary- John Wayne etc.
The God Queens were perfectly fine with this as they figured that which ever way he swung, he or she would be covered.
Congrats to all and hope baba and mama doing great.
Be kind to yourselves.
Clamps may need an ‘after dark’ version of BS to keep him occupied during the late night feeds!
Congrats Clamps on the birth of Little Clamper! May he bring you joy :)
Congratulazioni per la nascita del tuo bambino!
Nigel’s a lovely name for a boy ;)
ye divil
Comhghairdeas a Dhaidí !
Long-term reader here, irregular commenter, but fair play and congratulations.
Pampers Outside
Ha!
Good on ya Custer
CIGAR OVER HERE PLEASE!!
now clamps there is something you will encounter that they don’t tell you about. It’s the poonami. When the childer is a few weeks old he’ll do a poo as normal and you’ll think you’re done. But it keeps coming and coming and coming until the whole pack of wipes is gone. Fear not, just remember to let the nappy do the work.
fistbump
May you all have all the happiness in all the world.
Congrats, Clamps! To you and the Clampers Clan!
Hope you’re keeping well Kieran, my dear.
Congrats
Congrats, Clamps et al!!!!
May as well change the name to Clampers Inside now.