Gurgle.
Broadsheet contributor/commenter Clampers Outside writes:
This above is wee baby Clamps. Born on May 15th. He and Mrs Clampers came home last Monday.
Everyone is doing really well, and I’d like to say many, many thanks to everyone for all the lovely messages :0)
A hint at his name… “Everything is awesome!” – anyone?
All our best, have a great weekend :)
Mmf.
Previously: The Pitter Patter Of Tiny Clamps
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You’re calling him Lego? Nice one.
Nearly there. He actually been called him Lord Business.
BENNY!!!
Or Unikitty?
All cute and cuddly one minute, and a shrieking monster the next? Yup – sounds like a baby alright.
Heh…. ”ta for that Nigel :)
Hello little Lego! (Nigel beat me to it!)
:)
There is no sweeter sight than that of a wee baba asleep.
Gorgeous.
Look after each other Clamps
Will do Spud :)
Nice t’Emmett ya!
Boom Boom! Boj :)
Not really into the “cute babba” cooing myself, but I have to say he’s looking very well there, Clamps! Hope you’re looking after his mammy and congratulations once again to you both!
Thanks Mickey
Presume you said this post-conception too
Out of curiosity, how old are you Clampers Outside? I assumed you were in your fifties??
It’s not just priests who can father children in their fifties, Penny.
late 50s
but his current lover is 23
He says jealously.
actually, i’m rather partial to *more mature* ladies
you can father a child at 70 sure
Excellent, I live at 56 so it’s only down the road….
I laughed out loud…as the kids say
+1 ;0)
Sincerely relieved to read that’s what she’s getting at, I thought she meant whilst driving at 70.
48 in June :)
only a young fella
Too right ! :)
Shur’ you’ll go again
Don’t wait too long now
Have the chat with Mum as soon as you can
ASAP
She’ll be thrilled
very nice
all the best little human,
don’t drive your poor parents too far up the walls ;)
so as we are all like the faeries over the cot giving our blessings,
may you sleep right through the nights
Thanks Janet :)
I did that thing where I started spouting pure incomprehensible gibberish and baby noises at photo and now the girls in the office have had a look too and he’s been declared an absolute dote and possibly the most adorable young man to ever grace the pages of the ‘sheet.
*eyeroll*
(Slides out of office for a coffee and to let them get on with it)
“the girls in the office”!! you have a job??
shouldn’t you do you job rather than gawp at Broadsheet all day?
Millie is the boss, Penny.
I know, that’s another culture shock for you, but there it is.
are you one of the “girls” in the “office” Mickey?
There’s a really obvious pun to be had there, Penny, but somehow I don’t think you’d get it.
whatever you have to give Mickey dear. I won’t get
Ne’er a truer word, Penny.
there’s at least one other adorable young man on broadsheet
oh I’ve said enough
Lovely Millie… he’s a wee dote… but I’m clearly biased :0)
Handsome little fecker!
I’ll second that :)
wow, I bet that cut Millie so deep,
you do realize the same could be said of you too,
you need better burns Penny,
maybe try not to pollute a happy news post with your ineffective bitter claptrap
circle the wagons Janet.
Wagons only circle if there’s a threat. Not when bad pennies turn up.
Awwwww….now you’ve reminded me of Rory Gallagher festival in Ballyshannon next week! I’m very excited! Hey Bodger, can you do something on that will ya! It never gets a shout out…
Will do.
well ignoring bullies or wanna be bullies isn’t how I roll, wagon or dyson
Aww a wee dote. And a champ. A wee champ clamp.
Thanks Murtles :0)
congrats and a fine head O’Hair on him
He has… we thought he might’ve been another a red head like so many of the Clamper clan :)
Awesome indeed. A beautiful boy . I see contentment in his little face. Many congratulations! !
Thank you for the kind words Catherine :)
a wooja wooj a woo!
(Ahem)
LOL! :)
Like Mr Twopints, I’m not one for cooing over babies, but for our little Emmet, there is no need to lie, he really is a cutie.
Hope Mrs Clampers is being pampered too.
She is Lush… she makes requests, and I do the requests :) That’s how our team works! :0)
How wonderful for you. Sending much happiness and health your way… :)
And well received with thanks KellMA :)
Many congratulations once again, Clampers. A fine young man in the making, I’m sure.
Cheers Old Boy :)
he’s gorgeous clamps
have you done the whole kunta kinte thing yet?
‘behold clampers junior – the only thing greater than you’!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STX3MbWxcR8
Wish I had haha!…. he’s too together for that to be his first baby :)
The pediatrician said to me before hand… “…your first, this’ll get a bit surreal”…
Sure enough, it did :)
Ah lads
Ye’re making me all broodie
I can even smell the Baba
And his peach fluff cheeks
And he has a lovely content expression
I swear my uterus is contracting
Mwah mwah everyone
did you have to say contacting unmentionables, I’m waiting for me Friday pint
G’wan Vanessa! :)
Ah the happy, smiley head on him. May it be ever so.
…I sure hope so :) Thanks Daisy
D’mind Daisy there Daddy
She’s secretly wishing
Curdled spew up on your favourite geansaí
Patches of wee wee on the settee
Runny yellowish green poo on your good work suit
Puddles of teething
The terrible 3s that’ll go on till he’s 11
Disney on Ice
Cars, The Lion King, Toy Story, The Jungle Book, Mary Poppins, and the Wiggles on loop. For years
Shoe shopping
Swimming on Sat am, kids party in the afternoon
Hurling on Sun another kids party
Soccer on Mon pm, Irish dancing on Tue pm, karate on Wed pm, Art on Thurs pm, Hurling again on Fri pm
And bouncy castles, dinkies, scooters bikes and rollerblades
And of course the bits of Lego all over the floor – especially when you’re tiptoeing out to the loo at 4am
And sticky chubba chops and chipping of taytos all over the back seat
And a lad who prefers to eat his own snot than a flower of broccoli
Don’t be fooled bhoy
We’re all wishing you the very same journey as we had
Cept for the Brest Feeding, cracked nipples, stitches and stretch marks
Which is a pity you’ll miss out on
It’s as good as any ad for Durex…
:P
Hah! …seeing some of that already :)
That’s a great photo Clampers, may he always sleep as well as that. Good to all three of you.
Of course that shoud read “good luck”..
Thanks, from all of us rP :)