74 thoughts on “What You’ll Be Wearing This Summer”
Gobble Gobble
Would put a thirst on you.
Brother Barnabas
don’t see why not
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Don’t you?
Brother Barnabas
lace becomes me, I’m often told
you’ll be aware that the word *lace* comes from the latin word for noose – laqueus. same origins as *lacere* – to entice / ensnare
so these are effectively “pulling pants”
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Urgh. My leaving cert Latin brain no workee.
“Thus weeping he spake and gave rein to the ships as they glid along the Eubeoan shores of Cumae.”
That’s all I can remember from the entire syllabus.
As to Pulling Pants, I quote one of those Minions: “Ehhhhhhhhhh, NO.”
millie st murderlark
We don’t get the weather for them but it won’t stop us from trying
paul
Weirdest. Tanlines. Ever.
Holden MaGroin
With Paul on this one.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
You’d really look great wearing those, holding your groin.
realPolithicks
You sound like you’re speaking from experience.
Holden MaGroin
Ay Papi!
kellMA
Just no…. There is no man (or woman for that matter) on earth who will look attractive in these. Im sure they are not comfortable either, fake lace rarely is…
Liam Deliverance
My initial reaction is Hell, No, – but if the ladies of broadsheet think this is a goer then OK, should it be with white socks and white runners or with doc martens?, either way first hot and sunny evening I’ll be down the Portobello sporting a powder blue ensemble, or is that baby blue?
Daisy Chainsaw
If Sir can’t tell the difference, then this ensemble is not for Sir.
Liam Deliverance
Boo!
rotide
Is there anything to be said for pairing these with black yeezys?
Janet, I ate my avatar
second pic your man in the pink is actually pulling this look off
Liam Deliverance
Maybe I’ll go with a pink one . . .
Janet, I ate my avatar
and practice the ye want a piece of this look he is throwing
Greying undies from a stray black sock is nearly as bad as stains not coming off them
millie st murderlark
I feel ill and grubby after simply reading that and please excuse me while I go scrub my skin raw.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Jaykers, Missred. You must emit some hefty sludge.
Jewel N Darlen
They won’t be on long enough surely
millie st murderlark
Yer dead right
missred
Who, as a lady, has always had perfectly stain free menses-days knicks? It’s the fellas I am worrying here, about their twenty-three skidoos after lack of wiping.
I’d love to say they’re willingly whipped off me to that extent, but sadly not
millie st murderlark
You are my favourite filth magnet. Never change.
Liam Deliverance
Multiple LOL’s there!
Be careful not to rip it please ladies, it was $42, plus shipping.
I should probably order some new white crackers while I am it.
What would be the life expectancy of the gusset area on these I wonder (Guinness drinker).
SOQ
Diageo plc is a British multinational alcoholic beverages company, with its headquarters in London, England.
Liam Deliverance
@SOQ – 2nd last pic, green shorts guy is standing on a cushion thing
At least White
(For however long they stay white like)
Is not that thing they call Nude
An absolutely atrocious invention
Shoes Underwear FFS
It’s the colour of oul’ wans Nora Batties tights
Janet, I ate my avatar
great minds etc
SOQ
Let’s see how Pride fit she is. Up for it Nessy?
missred
Don’t like so-called nude tights or underwear, they make you look ill and weirdly shiny. There’s tighty whiteys, but tighty nudies has a strange ring to it
shayna
Hmm… really? Somehow – it’s not working for me.
SOQ
Which pocket would one store the gun in?
Then there’s the mobile, and the car keys…
Janet, I ate my avatar
in your man bag silly
SOQ
Sure that would look a bit gay- no?
Just shove em down into the front of the briefs I suppose.
Janet, I ate my avatar
continental..innit
SOQ
No.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
I’d be slow to tell any of the gentlemen in the top photo that I didn’t approve of their sartorial choices.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
I believe the phrase is “to pop a cap” in someone’s “ass”?
Janet, I ate my avatar
cue lewd comment about anyone of them free to pop in an ass
not me, I’m a lady
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Exactly. No such crudités when Janet’s around.
GiggidyGoo
Whaaaaasst? You didn’t trigger the crude filter?
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
It’s all about tone.
Janet, I ate my avatar
the trick is to polish your Halo at the same time…eh hem
Brother Barnabas
the small fellow in the centre of the first photo is a good sport (pink baseball cap backwards aside)
a small friend of mine gets irked and prickly when I do that languid draping of arm around his shoulder. I only do it now when he’s trying to impress the ladees.
Janet, I ate my avatar
I have a little friend I put on a chair when we are out dancing so I can see her, she loooovvvves that
millie st murderlark
Well this took a turn for the unexpected
Janet, I ate my avatar
get back up on that chair you
Brother Barnabas
help her up, would you?
stumpy little flailing legs on her
millie st murderlark
That was unnecessarily cruel.
Leave my stumps out of this.
SOQ
Kremlin Belfast used to have a very creative director so the go go dancers on a Friday all had at least one limb missing.
Dancers were local LGBT, they weren’t had to find.
Janet, I ate my avatar
no going commando in those
which really is the way to go in summer
Brother Barnabas
Big J likes to play, wha?!
Janet, I ate my avatar
voluptatem reus
shayna
It would have been a “nice” thing if it were a GAA County Team thing – I mean – they’re all fit? I’m going ahead and suggest Tyrone – they got hair-styles going on, etc..
Chucky R. Law
The state of that pavement. It’s an accident waiting to happen.
Would put a thirst on you.
don’t see why not
Don’t you?
lace becomes me, I’m often told
you’ll be aware that the word *lace* comes from the latin word for noose – laqueus. same origins as *lacere* – to entice / ensnare
so these are effectively “pulling pants”
Urgh. My leaving cert Latin brain no workee.
“Thus weeping he spake and gave rein to the ships as they glid along the Eubeoan shores of Cumae.”
That’s all I can remember from the entire syllabus.
As to Pulling Pants, I quote one of those Minions: “Ehhhhhhhhhh, NO.”
We don’t get the weather for them but it won’t stop us from trying
Weirdest. Tanlines. Ever.
With Paul on this one.
You’d really look great wearing those, holding your groin.
You sound like you’re speaking from experience.
Ay Papi!
Just no…. There is no man (or woman for that matter) on earth who will look attractive in these. Im sure they are not comfortable either, fake lace rarely is…
My initial reaction is Hell, No, – but if the ladies of broadsheet think this is a goer then OK, should it be with white socks and white runners or with doc martens?, either way first hot and sunny evening I’ll be down the Portobello sporting a powder blue ensemble, or is that baby blue?
If Sir can’t tell the difference, then this ensemble is not for Sir.
Boo!
Is there anything to be said for pairing these with black yeezys?
second pic your man in the pink is actually pulling this look off
Maybe I’ll go with a pink one . . .
and practice the ye want a piece of this look he is throwing
Need to find a suitable flat roof now . . .
White socks huh
Even more so, white underpants!
Really quite daring actually
as long as they say white
Greying undies from a stray black sock is nearly as bad as stains not coming off them
I feel ill and grubby after simply reading that and please excuse me while I go scrub my skin raw.
Jaykers, Missred. You must emit some hefty sludge.
They won’t be on long enough surely
Yer dead right
Who, as a lady, has always had perfectly stain free menses-days knicks? It’s the fellas I am worrying here, about their twenty-three skidoos after lack of wiping.
I’d love to say they’re willingly whipped off me to that extent, but sadly not
You are my favourite filth magnet. Never change.
Multiple LOL’s there!
Be careful not to rip it please ladies, it was $42, plus shipping.
I should probably order some new white crackers while I am it.
What would be the life expectancy of the gusset area on these I wonder (Guinness drinker).
Diageo plc is a British multinational alcoholic beverages company, with its headquarters in London, England.
@SOQ – 2nd last pic, green shorts guy is standing on a cushion thing
At least White
(For however long they stay white like)
Is not that thing they call Nude
An absolutely atrocious invention
Shoes Underwear FFS
It’s the colour of oul’ wans Nora Batties tights
great minds etc
Let’s see how Pride fit she is. Up for it Nessy?
Don’t like so-called nude tights or underwear, they make you look ill and weirdly shiny. There’s tighty whiteys, but tighty nudies has a strange ring to it
Hmm… really? Somehow – it’s not working for me.
Which pocket would one store the gun in?
Then there’s the mobile, and the car keys…
in your man bag silly
Sure that would look a bit gay- no?
Just shove em down into the front of the briefs I suppose.
continental..innit
No.
I’d be slow to tell any of the gentlemen in the top photo that I didn’t approve of their sartorial choices.
I believe the phrase is “to pop a cap” in someone’s “ass”?
cue lewd comment about anyone of them free to pop in an ass
not me, I’m a lady
Exactly. No such crudités when Janet’s around.
Whaaaaasst? You didn’t trigger the crude filter?
It’s all about tone.
the trick is to polish your Halo at the same time…eh hem
the small fellow in the centre of the first photo is a good sport (pink baseball cap backwards aside)
a small friend of mine gets irked and prickly when I do that languid draping of arm around his shoulder. I only do it now when he’s trying to impress the ladees.
I have a little friend I put on a chair when we are out dancing so I can see her, she loooovvvves that
Well this took a turn for the unexpected
get back up on that chair you
help her up, would you?
stumpy little flailing legs on her
That was unnecessarily cruel.
Leave my stumps out of this.
Kremlin Belfast used to have a very creative director so the go go dancers on a Friday all had at least one limb missing.
Dancers were local LGBT, they weren’t had to find.
no going commando in those
which really is the way to go in summer
Big J likes to play, wha?!
voluptatem reus
It would have been a “nice” thing if it were a GAA County Team thing – I mean – they’re all fit? I’m going ahead and suggest Tyrone – they got hair-styles going on, etc..
The state of that pavement. It’s an accident waiting to happen.
4 Down
Look closer ladies
NOW I have that Friday feeling
I saw it too but was too much of a gentleman to comment
Ah lads
Could ye not have left well enough alone
Shur’ what harm was that pic doing
Ah here
Did Millie just lose the run ov’ herself
they can take your comments away but they can’t take away the Friday feeling
Exactly. Despite hearing the rain on the velux window I’ve had a nice lunch and a glass of wine. All good.
dafuq?
blushirts and pinkos together in lace
Is the last one making one of those fascist hand signals?
No, he’s just uncomfortable with paying the rent as stereotyped gay from Belfast.
only the last two would get it and thats cos theyre somehow pulling it off