Maura Higgins
Meanwhile. on ITV’s Love Island….
The reality-TV gods must have praised the heavens when Maura declared as her opening gambit: “The things I’d do to him.” She could hear herself screaming his name, she admitted.
He gave her the “fanny flutters”. “I wish he was eating me,” she added decisively, in case anyone was left in any doubt about her intentions.
…It appears to be the first time the following has occurred to people: that just because a woman talks freely and comfortably about sex, that just because she’s partial to a bit of innuendo, it doesn’t mean she owes anything to anyone.
The “all- mouthers” aren’t obliged to prove their point by following it up with action.
Tom’s personality prolapse was complete a day later, when he, to use the vernacular, totally showed his arse.
In true beta-male fashion, Tom put Maura’s assertiveness down to being a bit extra. “She’s too loud, attention-seeking and a bit cringe,” he said, but not before kissing and making up with her.
If you’re a confident woman with a dating life, you will surely know the drill by now: to these Milquetoasts, who like their girls “ladylike” – read: pliable – it’s not them. It’s never them. It’s you.
She has barely been in the villa a wet fortnight, but Maura has already given toxic masculinity a perfectly manicured two fingers.
Anyone?
Previously: Longford You’re A Lady
Pic: ITV
Thanks Al Bin Man
In-your-endo
As a beta-male all-mouther milquetoast I find this article offensive.
Come on BS I deserve a shout out
Come on BS I deserve a shout out
Brilliant headline though – it gave me flutters
+1
Imagine one of the lads had seen one of the lovely girls and the first thing he said was something along the lines of “Jaysus, that one there really gets me at full mast and all sails hoisted, I’d bash her back door in like I was there to steal the silverware”
Ladies of Broadsheet, would you swoon? Would your gentle hearts soar?
Yep – thats what I thought as well, if a dude had said that he’d want her to blow him off” I can only imagine the reactions …. Ah feminism… a thing of beauty.
well some marks for honest
How do you do it? Not triggering the dreaded filter?
Spot on. Blatant double standards.
I have never heard that expression about the silverware. Made me LOL. As a person of the female sort, I would not take offence to any of that. I would only take offence where any innuendo implied force or ignorance of consent. Bashing in the back door for me is more of a reference to “energetic lovemaking”
Is giving two fingers to ‘toxic masculinity’ not just toxic femininity? Seems dumb?
Or maybe I’m the dumb one cos all I want now is milky toast…
It is, but Sweeney’s, the authors’, self awareness on that is demonstrably non-existent… but sure is great for the giggles and cringe, in fairness :0)
They talk about toxic masculinity as if it’s a real thing, and not just a smoke screen for their hatred of males.
Shocking double standards going on
I think Fanny Flutters may have been called Fanny Farts in my day, not that I’ve seen or heard one in many a year
*files nails*
what a time to be alive…
i don’t watch the show, but did i misread this that her two fingers to toxic masculinity was to score the lad?
I’m sure her parents are proud
Course they are. Sure she didn’t have boob enlargements, and only a little botox. Good convent girl.
What’s wrong with boob jobs Giggidy?
Nothing. But denying having it done is.
Why?
She should own it. No shame in it.
I wasn’t aware she’s denying it but I think I read her mother say she hadn’t anything done anyway
Why does it matter though?
Love island is bad for your mental health and the amateur actors involved.
Stop participating in it.
I too am wondering why anyone in their right mind would give one iota of a toss for her or the program.
Leave it out
Ah give over deleting harmless posts Broadsheet FFS
She’s making her money. Leave her be.
What channel is it on? I’m looking forward to The Exhibitionists on Thursday, about artists submitting to the RHA. Mostly I only switch on the telly for Eastenders.
If you are around Dublin on Saturday Lily- you’ll see what real Exhibitionists are.
Now where did I put those daisy dukes?
Hon’ de’ Mná
Surprised you and Eoin haven’t commented on the disgraceful lenient sentence given to Cork camogie thug Ashling Thompson. Poor dear who committed two separate assaults while off her banger and lost a few sponsors. Endured social media commentary it says here.
The Judge’s questioning of the victim is absolutely disgraceful
https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/this-is-a-regrettable-incident-camogie-star-ashling-thompson-ordered-to-pay-6k-for-assaulting-two-women-932897.html
Shur what can I do
The girl is a thug
It doesn’t matter what colours she wears
She’s a thug, and a danger to others
Alcohol or lack of food is not an excuse for any behavior
I’m not responsible for the courts service
She was charged and prosecuted
and I’m not qualified to say whether the sentence was appropriate or not
But I would say, that IMO
If it was a lad, and the Judge was quoted as in the link
Yes there would be uproar
I can’t help that
And I do hope she never plays for Cork again
Same as any lad who was prosecuted for assault
Win or lose, we’re very proud of our players,
This former player is a thug
Cork don’t field thugs
Cork remember
Not Waherfurd
Or Kerry
Or Meath
Or Antrim
You know there was a time when a lad with a Tattoo had a job getting a Cork Jersey
She was punished enough being from Cork
Whereas for me
It’s a badge of honour
Loud n’ proud bhoy!
Loud anyway