Uncanny.

Chris Somers writes:

I have a housemate who cuts his own hair (he’s a filmmaker). However he has taken to disposing of it by simply throwing it out his bedroom window which another housemate, to his horror, discovered when retrieving some kale from our back garden this week.

The initial confusion and outrage was quelled by its Ireland-like shape and some thorough rinsing.

Mmf.

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25 thoughts on “Hairbernia

  1. Owen C

    “I have a housemate who cuts his own hair (he’s a filmmaker)”

    How does being a filmmaker explain him cutting his own hair?

      1. millie st murderlark

        Do you save the cuttings and send them to random addresses for poops and giggles?

  2. The Old Boy

    Perhaps it’s unfair to draw conclusions from this vignette, but Mr Somers’ housemate sounds like an egregious waster.

    1. Bertie Theodore Alphege Blenkinsop

      I’m not squeamish (okay, I am) but this place is turning into a cesspit lately

  3. Johnny Green

    -it’s actually an excellent deterrent for little and not so little critters (smell) and completely environmentally friendly,keen and woke gardeners who want avoid pesticides have been know to source it from barbers and place it around the edges/borders of kitchen vegetable/fruit gardens,toupée:)

  4. Nilbert

    what’s this? an aspiring film maker and a heritage kale enthusiast in a flat share? This has the makings of a sublime millennial sitcom… get me on the horn to Brendan O’Carroll!

  5. A Person

    Real class, just throw your hair out the window. But sure, he’s a film maker, that makes it all okay.

  6. Gah!

    Some birds use hair in their nests so, although it’s a bit weird to chuck it out of the window, outside is not the worst way to dispose of it.

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