What Do They Want From Us?

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This morning.

Fitzwilliam Place. Dublin 2

Conro writes:

After careful consideration on our coffee/green tea breaks we’ve determined that the strange artifact (above) that’s appeared around Fitzwilliam Place this week is one of the following:

1) Outdoor hot tub, giving rise to questions about that office’s internal culture.

2) A specialised smoking capsule which recirculates your smoke for an additional nicotine hit at a small cost to life expectancy.

3) A small contingent of aliens from beyond the stars have landed and are considering their next move after a complete lack of hype generated by their arrival left them disappointed and embarrassed.

Anyone?

23 thoughts on “What Do They Want From Us?

      1. postmanpat

        15 or 20 or 25K !! ouch, polycarbonate glass. even curved along its x/ y axis cant cost that much. Probably just for the money laundering clientele. Still, not a bad project to take on oneself . A hobbyist could probably get the materials for 2 grand.

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    1. Slightly Bemused

      Yours for only €500 per week (5 days only). Must have ten references and a letter from your grandparents

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      1. eoin

        I would have said “report them to the Council” but the eejits in Dublin city have had 10 applications for 90+ lettings and 195 applications for registration to provide Airbnb since the registration rules came in on 1 July. There are 7,500 Airbnb lettings for Dublin city. So, the only way to get Dublin city to enforce planning laws seems to involve brown envelopes.

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  1. GobDaw

    Unique bijou, own-door, 1 bed (could fit four brazilians) city centre aprtment. Close to all amenities.

    Only 800 pm. reply with previous landlord and work references and blood samples.

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