You let one customer relieve themselves into a single use plastic bag then they all want to do it. It’s the air holes – they create havoc.
GiggidyGoo
The Merry Christmas one is gas.
dhod
I have a clothes shop and people ask every day can I use your loo. I always say yes but what annoys me is the state they leave it in. Pee all over the floor and seat, floaters and taps left running
Paulus
I hope you give the floaters some dietary advice.
Brother Barnabas
look on it as preparation for parenthood
Spaghetti Hoop
Or marriage.
Brother Barnabas
in fairness, girls are more inclined to leave the floaty poos
millie vanilly strikes again
Do we want to know how you know this?
GiggidyGoo
Jayzus!
I Never Comment Anymore
You know better now
Slightly Bemused
As a parent, coming from a large household, there is NOTHING that can prepare you for parenthood. At best, you can be warned. You can not be prepared!
One of the most fun quotes I heard in a TV show was a guy, expecting his first, was asked if he had burp cloths. When he answered ‘Yes’ he was told ‘Buy more’! Never a truer word :)
And fathers of girls: Watch out for how far they can pee when fresh air hits them!
Doesn’t this have seating for its deli? In which case it has to provide toilets.
GiggidyGoo
For its customers.
pooter
A slap in the cheeks for those suffering from bowel urgency
Scundered
Information overload, customers have about 2 seconds to read signage when approaching, take off your mace signs at least and cut wording to minimum.
Joe
if no public toilet is provided in an area by the council the nearest public House can be used without having to purchase a beverage. it’s an old Irish law, pubs don’t want folk knowing that.
the lowest sign is the problem
You let one customer relieve themselves into a single use plastic bag then they all want to do it. It’s the air holes – they create havoc.
The Merry Christmas one is gas.
I have a clothes shop and people ask every day can I use your loo. I always say yes but what annoys me is the state they leave it in. Pee all over the floor and seat, floaters and taps left running
I hope you give the floaters some dietary advice.
look on it as preparation for parenthood
Or marriage.
in fairness, girls are more inclined to leave the floaty poos
Do we want to know how you know this?
Jayzus!
You know better now
As a parent, coming from a large household, there is NOTHING that can prepare you for parenthood. At best, you can be warned. You can not be prepared!
One of the most fun quotes I heard in a TV show was a guy, expecting his first, was asked if he had burp cloths. When he answered ‘Yes’ he was told ‘Buy more’! Never a truer word :)
And fathers of girls: Watch out for how far they can pee when fresh air hits them!
In this house
Flushing
Is the biggest challenge
I’d imagine dealing with your own offsprings mess is less awful than cleaning up after a 40 year man
Give him time, he only got elected PM this morning :)
excellent
That entire window screams ‘we hate you, eff off’
There’s millions waiting for the inventor of a musical urinal target that plays the theme from The Dambusters.
Looks like they’ve had some experiences.
Doesn’t this have seating for its deli? In which case it has to provide toilets.
For its customers.
A slap in the cheeks for those suffering from bowel urgency
Information overload, customers have about 2 seconds to read signage when approaching, take off your mace signs at least and cut wording to minimum.
if no public toilet is provided in an area by the council the nearest public House can be used without having to purchase a beverage. it’s an old Irish law, pubs don’t want folk knowing that.
mace…cheap and out of date rubbish