“I Don’t Care”

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Last night.

All of Ricky Gervais’ gags as host of the Golden Globes including the following:

“You say you’re woke but the companies you work for, unbelievable, Apple, Amazon, Disney. If ISIS started a streaming service, you would call your agent, wouldn’t you?

So if you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech, right?

You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg.

So, if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god, and fuck off.”

In fairness.

Ricky Gervais’s best jokes and other highlights (BBC)

Pic: getty

30 thoughts on ““I Don’t Care”

  1. class wario

    multi-millionaire tells off other multi-millionaires for not having enough experience of the real world, DESTROYS them with facts and logic etc (on his 5th instance of being invited back by said hollywood elites). good stuff

  2. GiggidyGoo

    Quite a few stony faces in the audience. Wondering if they should laugh, or show disgust in case the cameras were on them.

    1. Daisy Chainsaw

      Such an edgelord, dropping f-bombs on primetime tv and being a chastising curmudgeon… for the fifth time.

      1. Nigel

        ‘You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything,’ he lectured a rioom with a lot of actresses in it, and Harvey Wenstein going on trial for raping actresses tomorrow.

      1. Daisy Chainsaw

        His third time was supposed to be his final too. If they money’s right Gervais will do the same gig next year.


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