Britain’s Duke and Duchess of Sussex are seeking to register the “Sussex Royal” brand as a global trademark for a range of items and activities including clothing, stationery and the running of “emotional support groups”

The Sussexes have announced that
From now on they’ll swing their own bat
Don’t worry, they’re grand
They’re starting a brand
To flog lots of cheap royal tat

John Moynes


4 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Spaghetti Hoop

    There’s something seriously wrong if your marriage is a ‘brand’. Even worse when politicians are talking about it – especially those from neighbouring republics to the brand’s host nation.

    1. Clampers Outside

      Like Joaquin Phoenix who flew over 2,500 miles to June Fonda’s climate protest after the Golden Globes….

      urgh… stop the lecturing JP, good lad.


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