Village Stores, Carlanstown, County Meath
Carlanstown, County Meath.
Shopkeeper Paddy Fulham, of The Village Stores, writes:
I have received a phone call from Nobber Garda station informing me that someone has reported me for selling eggs to minors that are being used to egg houses.
I want to state on no occasion have I intentionally ever sold eggs to anyone I think might be egging people’s homes or cars.
At the end of the day it’s hardly in my interests to have my customers houses or cars been egged…
Anyone?
Thanks Tom
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nobber lol
Hmmm…does he sell window cleaner?
Nobber. I always love that name.
alas, named after the work house – an obair. not nice at all. my favourite rude irish town name is feakle.
Nad for the win.
Effin?
Muff or nothin!
Bweeng, anyone?
He shouldn’t be selling yokes….
Did you hear about the rude egg? He went around with his yoke hanging out!
what ya call a hard boiled egg on a motorbike ? a mad yoke
Can we back track a little and eggsplore more on the egging of the houses? The nobber cops have clearly eggspanded their inquiries.
this isn’t the time for your yolks, hoop
but omelettin’ it go this once
apologies, bodger – inadvertent plagiarism
eggscuse me, rather. time for me to eggzit this one.
Should the Air Corp be scrambled to counteract this?
Pun-poacher.
anyone know what the statuary age is for the purchase of eggs ?
it depends on which came 1st