I was feeling good about myself till I realised this wasn’t in Millimetres..
Damn you France and the metric system! 🇫🇷 pic.twitter.com/6OiCSxwMJT— Jim Sheridan (@Jim_Sheridan) January 29, 2020
Oh.
Thanks Danny Dudek
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I was feeling good about myself till I realised this wasn’t in Millimetres..
Damn you France and the metric system! 🇫🇷 pic.twitter.com/6OiCSxwMJT— Jim Sheridan (@Jim_Sheridan) January 29, 2020
Oh.
Thanks Danny Dudek
Bonjour, mesdames!
Is the data;
Quantitative?
Qualitative?
and most importantly;
Empirical?
Self-reported
Revise the figures by at least a quarter, so.
The Lithuanians and Croatians are very shy, or else they’re hiding something
Croatia is there…
Oops, my bad, Bosnia
Just over 5 inches? Not great, lads. Or should say “not great lads”.
I honestly think the 5 inches is irrelevant – and I’m fine having a humble 5
it’s the size when erect that counts
There are show-ers and there are grow-ers.
Heheheheheh
So, anyone 15.5cm or above is classified as a legend?
Leg end?
*note… these surveys differ from country to country. Countries like England & France are self measured & Ireland is by medical professionals. The Brits wouldn’t lie, would they?
What medical professionals measure penises?
our own dr fart for one
Doctor: it’s normal to get an erection during a prostate exam.
Patient: but, doctor, I don’t have one.
Cue: awkward silence…
I’m staying out of this one
I would just like to observe both the word legend and it’s placement
I guess we got the short end of the stick…..
Look on the bright side lads – you edged the Romanians.
But it’s the size of the French that sticks in the throat.
…Dieppe throat?
I think there are exercises you can do to help with that, Charger.
ol’ Farty is helping to push up the average in Ireland. Nation of tiny tallywhackers. I’m decidedly french according to this chart. Perhaps one of the only things Kitty appreciated about me.
Great Head-line
On the bright side, less chance of a sprained jaw.
The only headline better than the current one would be “Hungary for cock?”
sure use it for your lonely hearts ad
I’ve had “idiot” censored to “silly” by broadsheet and Aine’s out here sayin “cock” hahaha
That’s what happens when us Irish are measured just after emerging from a swim in the Atlantic.
keep telling yourself that ;)
Mais oui. Sorry I was calling Mary ;-)
I dunno; lots of variables here:
Temperature.
Source, category and relevance of arousal.
Speed of measurent.
Tool used. (sorry).
Actual baseline and terminating point of measurement.
And so on…
Pride?