Irish men the ‘undisputed ugliest’ in the world, according to dating website for ‘beautiful people’https://t.co/sWt3Avya0D
— Irish Daily Mirror (@IrishMirror) February 16, 2020
Meanwhile…
Behave. https://t.co/snlHDns9Lp pic.twitter.com/xODRvJiewT
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) February 16, 2020
Via The Irish Mirror:
A new poll by picky international dating site beautifulpeople.com has seen Irish males slip to the foot of a table of the world’s most attractive nationalities.
Just six per cent of Irish single men who applied to land their profiles on the elite Los Angeles-based site were successful – less than any other nationality…
In contrast Ireland’s women have climbed up the table to sixth overall in the world – their highest-ever ranking and tied with France, with an impressive 35 percent acceptance rate.
Further analysis of Ireland’s data – which is taken from statistics from the island of Ireland as a whole – reveals Dublin to be home to the “most attractive” inhabitants, followed by Cork, Galway and then Belfast. However, romance-hunters from Limerick were most likely to be rejected.
Seems fair.
FIGHT!
Hard to see where the argument can be with this…
ask any of the foreign beauties who’ve arrived here in recent years. they will tell you the opposite is true
” ask any of the foreign beauties who’ve arrived here in recent years. they will tell you the opposite is true ”
Trouble is they charge for a dance …
Heh x 6%
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuI23zCudKY
Hon’ de Mná
I thought we were always being voted handsomest in the world –
https://www.joe.ie/news/great-news-irish-men-weve-just-been-voted-the-sexiest-men-in-the-world-508292
Sexy ≠ Handsome ……although I’m sure they overlap quite a lot.
thanks for thinking of me
all the mammies voted in that one.
Proud to be ugly. :'(
In other news:
Beautiful People website voted shallowest on internet.
In further news PR company behind beautifulpeople.com reveal their annual contract is being renewed once again.
So not true! Just another failed attempt to make us feel bad about ourselves – and put Irish men and women in competition.
Don’t fall for it!
Do’nt feel baddy baady. Lovely white dove love We compete and beat the best.
Dublin, Galway Cork and Belfast… the most attractive from an ugly bunch…
Sugar coat it all ye want, but your still in with us Limerick folk!!
You’re
Just when I was feeling a bit vulnerable about my looks…..
It’s almost as if it works out by pop density…. Or to put it another way, if you throw enough sh** at it, some will stick. Those areas throwing more sh**, stick in greater volumes.
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You lucky ladies..
Well between you and me guys. Irish men are the most useless human beings. Mammy did everything for them except tie their shoe laces. All they can do is shag or think about it, and they aren’t even good at that. Women are only sexual fetishes . Most are repressed sexual fetishes with egos way larger than their manhood
Somebody got no cards last Friday…..
…but has given many men their cards I’d say?
Put Pierluigi Collina to shame.
This is a self selecting subset of Irish men. It only includes Irish men who think they are handsome and like the idea of an exclusive data website that only allows handsome men to join i.e.willyheads.
shouldn’t that be; willyheads.ie ?
It should be something else entirely but Bodger has a ridiculous policy when it comes to swearing so he edited my post. Though the policy doesn’t apply to angry Terry.
Irish men do much better abroad than women.
Liam Brady at Juventus, for example.
Lol, he was replaced by a better looking Frenchman though.
haha
This is true. But its mostly down to comparatively high levels of wit & humour, rather than looks, to be fair.
I attribute my own success to:
1. classic good looks
2. magnetic sexual appeal
3. awesome erections
4. intelligence and wit
4. humility and modesty
5. dress sense
6. skill at cunnilingus
7. exceptional physique
not necessarily in that order but more or less
The ability to count is obviously not one of your attributes.
Unless it’s your main squeeze Mrs Thumb and her four lovely daughters.
joint fourth, you dunce
Usually when you have a joint fourth you skip 5th.
shut up, cian
Probably applies to most of the men here.
Though I would add:
“Good listener” ;)
(Important apparently).
meh
“you natter away there, sweetnips, and just let me know when it’s time for sex” is the same thing, I think
I’d say that “humility and modesty” should definitely be first on your list.
youd only say that when you haven’t had first hand experience of my looks, sex appeal and erections
True that: I’ve only been exposed to your intelligence and wit, and magnetic sexual appeal.
Can you iron a shirt like Mr Ryan?
Put a three course meal, with a choice of chocolate desserts in front of a full table like Mr Bisto?
Host a get-together like Mr Improv Curran?
Can you sing every Irish Eurovision entry since 1956 like Mr Biscuits?
Can your hands work with hot oil on a body as comfortably and confidently as Mr Hollywood does when he handles dough?
Do you flirt like Ginola?
Are you a public kisser and a hand holder?
If yes to all that
Then;
You get dragged to Cavan for a crappy dinner dance and you want to still make a date night/ weekend of it – what do you do?
that’s what husbands are for, frillz
I tend to the downstairs stuff
Shur’ we’ve toys – that we can put back into their boxes
And beauty therapists
For all that now stuff now
And with guaranteed results
You’re effectively redundant to me so Bruddar
Pity
I’d say you’d be good craic at an obligatory Mullingar dinner and caberet
They love the accent tho’
I’d happily say “turty tree and a turd” and “package a crips” if it meant I’d get the ride.
“package a crips” – jesus I haven’t heard that in years, was your era of peak-seduction in the early 90s, Bertie?
and who were you flirting with that a “package a crips” is a dela-breaker? teenagers?
my mammy always said if I’d nothing nice to say then better to say nothing
NOTHING
“you told me again you preferred handsome men, but for me you woud make an exception”
Ha, was only listening to him yesterday, that line, and how much he wrote/sang about de ladies.
He was a fascinating guy and definitely a ladies man.
Did you see the Hydra documentary? I missed it. He seemed like a genuinely lovely man although the employee who swindled him claimed he was psycho. But she would, wouldn’t she.