Meanwhile…

Via The Irish Mirror:

A new poll by picky international dating site beautifulpeople.com has seen Irish males slip to the foot of a table of the world’s most attractive nationalities.

Just six per cent of Irish single men who applied to land their profiles on the elite Los Angeles-based site were successful – less than any other nationality…

In contrast Ireland’s women have climbed up the table to sixth overall in the world – their highest-ever ranking and tied with France, with an impressive 35 percent acceptance rate.

Further analysis of Ireland’s data – which is taken from statistics from the island of Ireland as a whole – reveals Dublin to be home to the “most attractive” inhabitants, followed by Cork, Galway and then Belfast. However, romance-hunters from Limerick were most likely to be rejected.

Seems fair.

FIGHT!

Irish men the ‘undisputed ugliest’ in the world, according to dating website for ‘beautiful people’ (Irish Mirror)

52 thoughts on “Skin Deep

    1. Charger Salmons

      In further news PR company behind beautifulpeople.com reveal their annual contract is being renewed once again.

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  1. White Dove

    So not true! Just another failed attempt to make us feel bad about ourselves – and put Irish men and women in competition.

    Don’t fall for it!

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  2. Hector Ramirez

    Dublin, Galway Cork and Belfast… the most attractive from an ugly bunch…

    Sugar coat it all ye want, but your still in with us Limerick folk!!

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  3. Clampers Outside

    It’s almost as if it works out by pop density…. Or to put it another way, if you throw enough sh** at it, some will stick. Those areas throwing more sh**, stick in greater volumes.

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  4. Madam X

    Well between you and me guys. Irish men are the most useless human beings. Mammy did everything for them except tie their shoe laces. All they can do is shag or think about it, and they aren’t even good at that. Women are only sexual fetishes . Most are repressed sexual fetishes with egos way larger than their manhood

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  5. george

    This is a self selecting subset of Irish men. It only includes Irish men who think they are handsome and like the idea of an exclusive data website that only allows handsome men to join i.e.willyheads.

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      1. george

        It should be something else entirely but Bodger has a ridiculous policy when it comes to swearing so he edited my post. Though the policy doesn’t apply to angry Terry.

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      1. Brother Barnabas

        I attribute my own success to:

        1. classic good looks
        2. magnetic sexual appeal
        3. awesome erections
        4. intelligence and wit
        4. humility and modesty
        5. dress sense
        6. skill at cunnilingus
        7. exceptional physique

        not necessarily in that order but more or less

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        1. Charger Salmons

          The ability to count is obviously not one of your attributes.
          Unless it’s your main squeeze Mrs Thumb and her four lovely daughters.

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          1. Brother Barnabas

            meh

            “you natter away there, sweetnips, and just let me know when it’s time for sex” is the same thing, I think

          1. Brother Barnabas

            youd only say that when you haven’t had first hand experience of my looks, sex appeal and erections

        2. V

          Can you iron a shirt like Mr Ryan?
          Put a three course meal, with a choice of chocolate desserts in front of a full table like Mr Bisto?
          Host a get-together like Mr Improv Curran?
          Can you sing every Irish Eurovision entry since 1956 like Mr Biscuits?
          Can your hands work with hot oil on a body as comfortably and confidently as Mr Hollywood does when he handles dough?
          Do you flirt like Ginola?
          Are you a public kisser and a hand holder?
          If yes to all that
          Then;

          You get dragged to Cavan for a crappy dinner dance and you want to still make a date night/ weekend of it – what do you do?

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          1. V

            Shur’ we’ve toys – that we can put back into their boxes

            And beauty therapists
            For all that now stuff now

            And with guaranteed results

            You’re effectively redundant to me so Bruddar

            Pity
            I’d say you’d be good craic at an obligatory Mullingar dinner and caberet

    1. Bertie Theodore Alphege Blenkinsop

      I’d happily say “turty tree and a turd” and “package a crips” if it meant I’d get the ride.

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      1. Rob_G

        “package a crips” – jesus I haven’t heard that in years, was your era of peak-seduction in the early 90s, Bertie?

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        1. Lilly

          Did you see the Hydra documentary? I missed it. He seemed like a genuinely lovely man although the employee who swindled him claimed he was psycho. But she would, wouldn’t she.

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