39 thoughts on “Friday’s Papers

  1. Shayna

    Is it interesting to point out that the most in-depth research into virology is carried out at Queen’s University Belfast? Professors and Doctors in virology from Ireland have to pass on their “findings” to The British Government, who in turn pass their “findings” onto OXbridge types, who’ll confirm that the Irish types know their chemistry. The one suspected as having the virus, from the North is isolated in The Royal Victoria Hospital Belfast. I’d be more than confident in saying that the profs from just down the road at QUB would love to have access to that random person who may, or not have contracted the virus.

    1. Spaghetti Hoop

      The Royal Victoria had a pretty good virology department focussed on tackling the H1N1 virus I thought?

    1. scottser

      MI5 are obviously trying to prevent a united ireland by infecting us with the coronavirus.
      *grabs tin foil face-mask*

  2. GiggidyGoo

    Aren’t the MSM slipping up badly.? No report of a mass transfer of the virus during the SF information nights. I’m sure the MSM will be calling for the cancellation of any future meetings. If they’re not cancelled it’ll be ‘SF plays russian roulette with Corona’. If they are cancelled it’ll be ‘Lack of interest causes cancellation’

    By the way, don’t read the newspapers that are left for free reading at railway stations, hotel lobbies, as all sorts of hands will have come in contact with them.

    1. Cian

      Wow. You are speculating about what the MSM might write…and then giving out about the stuff that you just made up!

      BTW don’t read the newspapers that are left for free reading at railway stations, hotel lobbies as they are rubbish.

      1. GiggidyGoo

        I work part time as a prophet
        Glad you agree that the Indo is rubbish. That’s a quote a jump for a FFGer to make.

  3. Charger Salmons

    Sea of red in the markets this morning after the Dow imploded last night. Another huge fall predicted when it opens later.
    Airlines and travel particularly badly hit today. If you’re holding Ryanair don’t sell – their big cash pile is going to come in very handy.
    Bail out of pretty much everything else.
    I absolutely love a financial crisis.

  4. GiggidyGoo

    Gas lads these HSE heads. Just listening to Morning Ireland. They are saying that if anyone returns from an infected area, and have symptoms, they should self-isolate. Bryan Dobson then asked whether members of the same household should also self-isolate. The answer is ‘No’.

    1. ReproBertie

      Unless something has changed in the last 12 hours, there’s no point self isolating unless symptomatic.

      1. Brother Barnabas

        funny you say that

        convincing evidence now that covid-19 is eradicated from system with a blood alcohol concentration level of approx 0.5%

        only thing that’s been found to kill it – get fupping sozzled

        problem, though, is at that level, you’re more than likely in a coma and at risk of death due to respiratory failure

          1. Brother Barnabas

            are you suggesting one should both – drink around 19 bottles of wine plus inject self with bleach – to be absolutely safe ?

          2. GiggidyGoo

            Janet, do you prefer it pasteurized? Or would you be happy if it just came up to your chest?
            (Kind of reference to Benny Hill’s song ‘Ernie’)

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