Do It Yourself

20 thoughts on “Do It Yourself”

1. Clampers Outside! March 9, 2020 at 10:25 am

   * snaps latex glove *
2. Cian March 9, 2020 at 10:47 am

   slick!
3. Not Gerry Adams March 9, 2020 at 11:52 am

   surgical spirits is 70% alcohol.
   all the sources I’ve read recommend minimum 60% alcohol.
   you’ll have to nearly empty the bottle of lube (or use it up some other way) before you add the surgical spirits.
   surgical spirits are impossible to get in pharmacies now too.
   1. ____ March 9, 2020 at 12:44 pm

      surgical spirits is 90+% alcohol, it’s pretty-much just methylated spirits with a little castor oil
4. V March 9, 2020 at 11:53 am

   Ah here
   Deals sell lube

   FFS
   Where’s the romance lads
   The effort even
   1. Matt Pilates March 9, 2020 at 11:59 am

      Pro tip: Local mechanic’s swarfega.
   2. Brother Barnabas March 9, 2020 at 12:22 pm

      beware though: cheap lube stings the urethral opening
      1. V March 9, 2020 at 12:29 pm

         I imagine that might suit some people
         1. Brother Barnabas March 9, 2020 at 12:45 pm

            you wouldnt wish it on anyone, though, would you, frillz ?
            1. V March 9, 2020 at 12:49 pm

               A sore Mickie?

               Well I’m not going to lie
               There’s a few winkies about alright that could do with a dose
            2. Brother Barnabas March 9, 2020 at 2:37 pm

               I’d say you’re a very angry lover, frillz

               amirite?
            3. V March 9, 2020 at 2:54 pm

               I can’t remember
5. Matt Pilates March 9, 2020 at 11:58 am

   I made my own with isopropyl alcohol and aloe vera gel.

   Also doubles as a useful molotov cocktail when the balloon goes up.
   1. missred March 9, 2020 at 12:44 pm

      What, lube or hand sanitiser?
   2. ____ March 9, 2020 at 12:45 pm

      hand sanitiser is a lot easier to get your hands on than propanol
      1. Ringsend Incinerator March 9, 2020 at 12:51 pm

         Chemists, mate.
         1. ____ March 9, 2020 at 12:53 pm

            I’ve never found a chemists that sells it. They normally just give you a confused look and hand you surgical spirits.
            1. Matt Pilates March 9, 2020 at 2:35 pm

               +1

               More industrial than pharmaceutical. Asking for it in a pub doesn’t work either.
6. GiggidyGoo March 9, 2020 at 12:51 pm

   Swarfega’s your only man :-)
7. dav March 9, 2020 at 1:22 pm

   Good idea. A builders dust mask with a drop of ether is a reasonable replacement for a N95 mask…..

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