This afternoon.

During the debate on the emergency legislation The Health Preservation and other Emergency Measures Bill…

Green Party leader Eamon Ryan addressed the Dáil and spoke about “Temple Of The Bars”, Neil Diamond’s song Sweet Caroline, his mam, anti-viral Olympics, Chinese “limp wimps” and salads ‘to go’.

He said:

“Taoiseach, I would like to commend you for your speech the other night. I think it articulated the desire for our people, for us, to show solidarity and collective action in response to this unprecedented crisis.

“That sense really came home to me I think was it Friday night or Saturday, people watching online, there was that video from The Temple of the Bars, where a good-time crew was singing ‘Sweet Caroline’.

“Hands holding hands, touching me, touching you. Sweet Jesus, you could not make it up for being out of tune with where we all were.

“And in some ways, I felt at that moment, do you know the same way back in the Eighties when ever [inaudible] soccer supporters abroad, ‘well if other people are gonna be hooligans, we’re going to be the number one, best behaved people in the planet’ collectively.

That same sense there, at that moment, we’re not gonna do that, hands touching hands, we’re going to look after each other. And I know there’s questions, people say ‘well, will we get fatigue’ in terms of our behavioural response.

“Anyone who thinks that, any scientist has yet to meet my mother, Mary Ryan who’s at home, I’m sure, watching this maybe like many a mother and father, grandfather out there.

“If there was an anti-viral Olympics, we’d win gold.”

She’d make the Chinese communist government look like limp wimps when it comes to the measures that will be taken to hold this threat at bay.

“We’re going to be good at this, we’re gonna take it on. We’re gonna pull together as Taoiseach, you and others, have said.

“It’s interesting, we were chatting at one of our meetings, discussing, I hope I’m not breaking confidence, we’re not breaking confidence here, just this issue. We’re agreed that we’re gonna go the suppression route, not the mitigation. We have to, if things go wrong, we may have to go down the line in mitigation.

But, for the moment, we’re going to take on the suppression route. Now how we do that, where we maintain the mental health of our people is important.

“And I was cited the example the other day, could be keep our hardware shops open. I know that’s not the most important thing, whatever, but if we kept our hardware shops open and if we have to work from home, or be at home for a period, well let’s paint the back of the house with the paint from that hardware shop.

Or let’s get every south-facing windowsill in this country and let’s plant our seeds in the next week so that if there is any supply crisis and food in two or three months time when this really hits hard, we’ll have our salads ready to go.

“Everyone’s home, every windowsill. All of us being part of the solution.

“And equally Taoiseach, we were saying this to you yesterday, as leaders we agreed it, we need to come together and get more political involvement and the solutions are great.”

Um.

Anyone?

Earlier: Meanwhile, In The Dáil

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22 thoughts on “Feverish

  1. Daisy Chainsaw

    …Push pineapple, grind coffee
    To the left to the right
    Jump up and down and to the knees
    Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

  2. millie vanilly strikes again

    Waxing lyrical. I submit that he’s actually several squirrels in a cleverly built disguise.

  3. Rosette of Sirius

    Just curious all the same, where’s Mary Lou and Meehall Hynes’s days. Astonishing quiet both of them….

  4. DOC

    He is the Genius who wanted to bring Wolves back to Ireland
    And he thinks a Village with a population of 300 people can manage with 30 cars
    His solution? Carpooling!
    The Greens were wiped out in the 2016 GE
    How did they get back in?

    1. bisted

      …Ryan has one of the safest seats in the Dail…trouble is…most of his party members were elected on transfers as part of the movement for change rather than a green surge…split coming soon I hope…

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