Last night.
On RTÉ’s Six One News.
Marty Morrissey delivered his GAA report from a shed.
The broadcaster didn’t report that he had any coronavirus symptoms.
More as we get it.
Last night: Flatten The Curves
Previously: Shedding The Virus
Pic: Daithi K
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Identical to Claire Byrne’s shed, right down to the lamp.
same make up artist too
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me
what do you get if you have a bad cough?
out to the shed then you should tinky winky off..
I bet they are really in the RTE weather studio – and they are projecting an image of a shed in the background!!!
Maybe he woke up at Claire’s this morning
I’ll say no more
+1!
That shed is getting pretty crowded.
How long could a GAA report possibly be right now?
“Here’s Marty with the gah – how’s she looking, Marty?”
“Nothing doing, Brian”
“Thanks Marty – over to you, Evelyn”
must be an in-house set design they all have for this kinda stuff
Goodbye Horses playing in the background.
“Would you ride me? I’d ride me so hard.”
Someone should FOI RTÉ on their expenditure on garden sheds
Time to stop having sports updates on the news. There’s no sport and telling us sport is cancelled doesn’t require a sports journalist. Put the resources into something more useful.
Sports isn’t news anyway I don’t know why news programs give so much time to it.
It’s filler. BBC Radio 4’s Today programme devotes about 3 minutes max to it in the morning then get sback to business
RTE’s Morning Ireland would be happy to let Des Cahill ramble on for 15 minutes. Newstalk has a sports bulletin every half an hour. It’s lazy
Anyone else remember Captain Pugwash?
Roger the Cabin Boy? (+ Master Bates, Seaman Staines, etc)
No thanks.
How long until Marty’s roots start showing, or has he stockpiled extra reserves before going into lockdown?
You’d have to hope so.. I’d say he’s gone two bottles on that mop..
Patient Zero