Blow Into This Respirator, Please

9 thoughts on “Blow Into This Respirator, Please”

1. wearnicehats April 2, 2020 at 5:29 pm

   What actually is the problem with driving about in your car? I could drive about the area just for a bit of variety in my life without meeting anyone or interacting with anyone – except of course if I had to stop and talk to a policeman.
   1. Hansel April 2, 2020 at 5:57 pm

      Same with cycling.

      The problem is that a load of gobdaws were using the leniancy/ambiguity of the previous “stay at home” request to go out and about in greater numbers than they ever normally would. All of the fat lazy TV slobs in my area suddenly became outdoors enthusiasts, when the outlet malls closed.

      Thus we have a new rule, nobody gets to stray far from home.

      AKA a bunch of inconsiderate knobs have ruined it for the rest of it.
2. Francie Ryan April 2, 2020 at 5:33 pm

   Are taxis allowed to work at the moment?
   1. Praetorian. April 2, 2020 at 6:17 pm

      Public service vehicles…public transport still running.
      1. Francie Ryan April 3, 2020 at 9:56 am

         Taxis aren’t public transport though…
3. Ringsend Incinerator April 2, 2020 at 5:51 pm

   This is pure optics. The death toll was high yesterday so stopping MILFs on their way to Avoca in their 201-D SUVs will really assure people it’s all good.
   1. GiggidyGoo April 2, 2020 at 5:58 pm

      MILF’s ha ha ha Good one. Yummy Mummies
      1. Ringsend Incinerator April 2, 2020 at 6:06 pm

         Admittedly this observation was made in Malahide.
   2. Rosette of Sirius April 3, 2020 at 4:30 am

      Don’t forget the DILFs. For gender balance, like.

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