A Limerick A Day

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Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II during her televised address in relation to the coronavirus epidemic last night

Every Brit stared at their TV screen
To watch as an elderly queen
Instructed the masses
To sit on their asses
And remember to keep their hands clean

John Moynes

PA

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3 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. scottser

    wow, philip is 98. there must be something to this whole ‘drinking the adrenalised blood of children’ thing after all.

  2. Pee Pee

    If she happens to die over the next few weeks, does that mean no one can go to her funeral?

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