13 thoughts on “Saturday’s Papers

  1. GiggidyGoo

    How many golfers live inside 5km of their clubs? Not many i’d think.
    Tennis? Sure won’t the tennis balls be handled by each player?

    Ill thought out announcements. Not many gardai checkpoints on the roads either at the moment. Probably because a lot of takeaways have re-opened.

    3…..2…..Chariles

    1. Cian

      In tennis you can have two sets of balls. And you can kick the other persons balls back to them.
      Or so I heard.

      1. Gabby

        Tennis players during the current alert [Be alert – your country needs lerts] could wear light cotton gloves, such as gardeners sometimes wear. That way the tennis balls wouldn’t be virally contaminated. Alternatively: as at the end of a 1960s film called Blowup, players could go on court and play a game of simulated tennis without rackets or a ball. Game, set & match.

      2. GiggidyGoo

        How many balls in a set?. Doubtful now if balls will get only one use on the day.

    2. V'ness

      D’ya know

      I’d love to have been a fly on the wall in the Acting Cabinet the other day when they debated opening up Golf Courses and Race Meetings

      Might be one for Improv Neil and the Liam Hourican fella to imagine

      1. goldenbrown

        I’d love to have been a fly on the wall in the cabinet meeting where they discussed which of them and their special friends were currently on the lash over in Gloucestershire

          1. V'ness

            No need to apologise

            I just don’t know what provoked that reaction to a post about a dance video the Norwegian PM and Cabinet did

            Well I love dancing I suppose

            But I’m a more make a show of myself dancer
            And I hate the title Expert anything
            I thought that was fairly well established around here

            I don’t know what your story is
            And I’m pretty happy about that so will be perfectly content to remain that way

            So, happy another weekend in lockdown lads
            And no dicking around ye’re houses etc
            Simon says ⊙.☉

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