“Go On Thomas”

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Sloppy handbags at unknown location.

Bone-chilling narration, Garda intervention and no injuries.

Carlosfandango writes

Arrived in one of my WhatsApp groups this morning. Don’t know who or where or when but… Jaysus…

56 thoughts on ““Go On Thomas”

  1. Commenter #1

    Hopefully Broadsheet’s “randos fighting in the street” correspondent Carlosfandango can send in an update in time for the 1pm news. Really important stuff.

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    1. Janet, I ate my avatar

      I once rented a room to a girl from Longford, all I can say is she made me never want to go there

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      1. Brother Barnabas

        c’moooon janeeeeah with your fupping greek yogurt and quinoa… i’ll feckin have YOU for breakfast so i will

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        1. Janet, I ate my avatar

          omg it’s you, Tina ! all this time, you stop leaving crumbs on the counter …of cheap baguette at that !

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  2. Holden

    Never ceases to amaze me the range and diversity of the different social, mental and emotional worlds we all live in, while physically sharing this one.

    Also, GO ON THOMAS!!!!!!

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        1. Brother Barnabas

          seems to be the case, sadly

          on my one and only date with scottser, i hadn’t even finished my starter when he was practically begging me to pinch his nipples until he squealed. i wasn’t comfortable doing it but he made me feel i had no choice. i left without even ordering dessert.

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          1. scottser

            and you left me with the bill, too.
            i had to go home and scream ‘go on scottser’ all by myself..

          1. millie in handcuffs

            No! Not til later this summer. Quarantine makes pregnancy last for 18+ months at least. I miss wine with a passion.

          1. millie in handcuffs

            Or just take the joke for what it is. A joke. Do you have a sense of humour at all or are you as dour as you let on?

            If you want a serious answer, some people are aroused by violence. BDSM, for example, is perfectly acceptable and healthy when used by two consenting adults, and can be very enjoyable when preferences are expressed and boundaries established. Spanking, rough play, domination, rope play etc. all fall under that umbrella term.

  3. Harry Robertson

    ‘Go on *Thomas….’

    This will be the refrain from all bars when they first reopen… as people try order from 10 deep bar customers

    *insert partners/heroes name

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